1988 Mike Tyson vs today's Wlad Klitschko

Discussion in 'Mythical Matchups' started by loadedgloves, Feb 29, 2012.

  1. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    Might go a little longer than Tyson/Williams went, that's about it

    For the guys bringing up Smith and Tucker... Smith had a better chin than Wlad and basically was scared shitless and did nothing but clinch and cover up... Tucker had a much, much better chin than Wlad and was better than anyone Wlad has beaten by miles
     
  2. Free Ike

    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Tyson would knockout Wlad 1000 out 1000 times. Wlad is a cunt.VITALI I think could beat Tyson because he is a man.
     
  3. Ugotabe Kidding

    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Somebody has to take the opposite extreme stance here, as rest of the forum is yelling Tyson KO1 which is far more unreasonable than Wlad's victory
     
  4. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

    Ok.
     
  5. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Tyson within the first 4 is patently the most likely result if you have to pick one.
     
  6. Pagan

    Pagan Leap-Amateur

    Come on Ugo, Tyson would fuck him up. Wlad cannot handle pressure at all, and it's very unlikely he could keep prime Tyson at bay, who was probably one of the best ever at closing the distance. Tyson would brutalize him worse than Sanders did.
     
  7. Ugotabe Kidding

    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Everybody is referring to fights that happened seven years ago or more and that is my problem. Wlad is obviously a different, better fighter now. Whether or not that is enough to beat Tyson is different but there isn't much reasonable discussion going about that
     
  8. Pagan

    Pagan Leap-Amateur

    Wlad has became much better in keeping the opponent at distance. If he is able to do that, he can control the fight and he is almost unbeatable. But if the opponent can get inside (and i bet Tyson could), he still looks very uncomfortable and basically he can only resort to hugging the opponent. I don't think that would work against prime Tyson.
     
    Last edited: Mar 1, 2012
  9. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

    Wlad would shit in his German panties before the first bell

    he would fold like a German accordion
     
  10. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

  11. Ugotabe Kidding

    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ


    Wlad would take that perfectly engineered German turd of his and use it as a dildo to make Tyson feel like a beauty queen
     
  12. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

    LOL!

    Wlad isn't making anyone his girlfriend..

    he is the woman and would love to take Tyson's black snake in his mouth and vag
     
  13. Ugotabe Kidding

    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Wlad would keep that sharp skin-steelhammer of his pumping against Tyson's face all night long and Tyson would never get close to him
     
  14. puerto rock

    puerto rock WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Mike destroys both Klitchkos on the same night.
     
  15. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

    Tyson would let his 13" black snake slither into the German dirty cave and he'd slither in and out and in and out ripping the walls of the anus and there would be blood everywhere..

    GERMAN BLOOD!!!
     
  16. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    :laughing:
     
  17. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    :l1::l1::l1::l1::l1:
     
  18. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    80's Mike smokes both sisters.
     
  19. Shoeshiner

    Shoeshiner WBC Champion

    Wlad yeah, not Vitali.
     
  20. Free Ike

    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    I hate that VITALI is compared to Wlad. Vitali is a decent although unproven fighter. In the 70's Wlad would be a notch on the belt type fighter. He wouldn't be a champion in any other era except the joe louis shit era. He'd kill Louis literally. Wald is a pussy.
     
  21. puerto rock

    puerto rock WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Mike would have beaten Vitali.

    He would have lasted longer than Wlad but overall Mike is too fast, too skilled, and too relentless for Vitali.
     
  22. loadedgloves

    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    I agree that Tyson would've beaten Vitali as well, but Vitali would give a much better account of himself in spite of being the inferior fighter on paper.
     
  23. Shoeshiner

    Shoeshiner WBC Champion

    You could be right. I was disagreeing with the term "smoked". Vitali would give ANY Tyson problems.
     
  24. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    Vitali is a tough guy, I don't see anybody smoking him...
     
  25. meetthefeebles

    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

    Excdpt Lennox, of course. Lennox punched fucking holes into that Drago wannabe

    MTF
     
  26. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    Even Lennox didn't "smoke" him. Would a better prepared version of Lewis have? Perhaps.
     
  27. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

    Tyson would have "smoked" him, then "smoked" after raping him
     
  28. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    :lol:
     
  29. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    Nonsense, Vitali gives him a great fight. They are not the same fighter.
     
  30. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    Poppycock
     

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