Describe Jean Claude Van Damme in one word

Muscles (from Brussels)

 

Notasgoodasbruceleeorjackiechan

 

Splits

 

pointless

 

gay

 

Repetitive

Phony

Opportunistic

Limited

By the way this is completely legal. I described Van Damn in one word. I just did it 4 times.

 

Fake

 

wooden

 

belgium

 

^ certified

 

Repetitive.

Don't get me wrong, I liked some of his movies but it was the same thing over and over.

 

One word? WHAT THE FUCK MAN enough with these fucking one word threads they're not funny. Some people need more than one word describing them to truly explain how much they fucking suck.

 

word.

He's a cunt plain and simple and can't act to save his life.

I enjoyed Bloodsport and "Absent Without Leave" (had a different title in the States) but Kickboxer was a huge disappointment.

The best film that he was in was won he didn't headline in: "No retreat, no surrender".

 

cocaine

 

Tanaka

 

Zito

 

??? :dunno:

what about it?

 

:say::atu::l2::l1::crying::laugh11: :scratcher: :nono:

 

JCVD?

You mean....Jean Claude Van Damme? ::

 

Just IMDB'd it. Never heard of it before. He's playing himself. Looks interesting.

 

Entertaining

 

the JCVD movie totally sucks...very boring and his acting is awful, that monologue that he does almost made me turn the movie off completely




Universal Soldier and Bloodsport are his best movies in my book

 

come on

Van Damme is a terrible actor