Premier League 2011/12 Season

I just wish I had more than a tuppence in my bank account. No way those odds stay until payday

 

100 quid on Dawson gets you 275 back (230 profit)
40 on Hopkins gets you 120 back (15 profit)
5 on a draw gets you 140 (break even)

 

No Way!!! Vitali is fighting Haye!! TONIGHT!!!

 

It won't let me top up my account. athetic:

 

maybe they've cottoned on already.

 

The odds have been corrected

 

Did you put a bet down for your boy Slice, Hutster?

 

???

 

Come to think of it, I have most likely never heard that word used in America. Even before I began my England travels I used to read British books and watch English films. I must have heard it there.

Other words/phrases you'll never hear in America:

Sussed
Rubbish
Knackered
Daft
Lad
Leave it out (we say "Let it go" in same scenario)
Fuck All
Fuckin'hell
Fancy (as a verb)
Bollocks
Back to front
At the weekend

Words that aren't the same in slang:

Thick
Mad
Smart (referring to clothing)
Fit

 

http://www.oddschecker.com/boxing-mma/boxing

 

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Haye is getting KTFO tonight so.

 

Haye just died in the ring. I wanted you all to be the first to know. After Adam Booth that is, who is clinging to Davids cooling corpse as we speak.

 

So how's everyone planning to celebrate Neil Lennon winning the league at Ibrox? :mj:

 

By getting absolutely wankered ::

Hopefully QPR will have survived too, so it will be a reason to have a double celebration :bears:

 

@ Ibrox???

Will. Not. End. Well.

I can assure you.

 

I'm in kingston now. Watching AFC Wimbledon vs Plymouth Argyle tonight with a mate from work who's an Argyle fan. Only cost £4.50 for a ticket ::

 

It's about time we had a proper venomous Old Firm like the good old days

 

I do believe I said Arsenal were by no means out of this...its there somewhere in this thread.

 

What's the score? I'm eating chicken

 

Arsenal's crowd is shit. The game's been petering out for 15 minutes and they've just shrugged their shoulders and sat on their hands.

 

WOW!!! The first recorded instance where eating-chicken has blocked the BBC live-ticker!!!!
I call it "Chicken Electricity", after the "Animal Electricity" discovered by Volta.

 

Arsenal should have won it in the end. They had the chance and settled for 'glorious' failure.

MTF

 

Come down on the rattler next time the mackems are at SJP. The Tyne-Wear derby is going the opposite way to most other derby days. It is getting more and more venomous by the season. It's great!

MTF

 

Ha! ::

I was on my phone in the shop, connection was shit and I couldn't access any apps. Fightbeat was the only web page I had open, if I'd tried another the game would have finished by the time it loaded ::

 

I "watched" the game on the BBC......the game ended with a small yellow square beside every mans name. Except for one guy, he got a small red square.

"Ameobi is punched in the balls. The linesman signals for a throw-in. The ball is thrown in by Colloccini. The referee signals for a brutal foul by Lee Cattermole on Jonas Gutierrez".

:scratcher:

 

What was I saying though Feebs? They clung on this time, but Milan could throw away a 10-0 lead, it's something in the water ::

 

Bush bush bush bush bush

 

I loved this article...sums the whole thing up perfectly really:

http://www.true-faith.co.uk/tf/features.nsf/0/D490D3E2716F1AF6802579B800379227?OpenDocument

MTF

 

If they had held a 3-0 lead, I would have fancied them to blow it. I recall them somehow getting smashed by Deportivo a few years back when miles in front. It's not that Milan aren't bottlers. It's that Arsenal are crap.

MTF

 

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