Describe Jean Claude Van Damme in one word

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  1. Anthony

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    if you havent seen the movie shut the fuck up
     
    Anthony, Mar 8, 2012
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    Given his drug abuse problems it would be easier to describe him in one line
     
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    how 'bout you blow me?
     
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    I liked the tree scene.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ffs_5DMJLw
     
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    Oh, a counter-offer. That's what we lawyers - I'm a lawyer - we lawyers call that a counter-offer. This is a tough decision here. Blow you or you shut the fuck up. Let me think... I doubt im any good at Blow jobs, I'll be very honest with you... nah, I think I'll just go with you shutting the fuck up.
     
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    well how about you give me a hand job

    I have candy
     
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    You like to renegotiate as you go along, don't you? Well here's my counter-offer... do I have to kill you? What if I were just to kick the ever loving shit out of you?
     
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    how about I drill you to the ground with a spine-tingling full nelson and then force you to give me hand release?
     
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    Did you fall in your place or somebody else's place?
     
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    wtf is wrong with you

    JCVD is a terrible movie and terribly acted :doh: you shouldn't be allowed to make statements about any actors performance from now on
     
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    Most people that have seen it disagree with you
     
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    I actually typed a whole paragraph describing Van Damme and then realized it was supposed to be one word. So I deleted everything but the first word.
     
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    I watched that movie and walked away after an hour of incredible boredom. Why critics praised so much that piece of shit is beyond me. :shit:
     
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    You like popcorn movies.
     
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    my offer of you blowing me still stands, don't play hard to get, you tease:eek:hno:
     
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    Don't know why but this one made me LOL.
     
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