The Lone Ranger with Johnny Depp photo

Discussion in 'Movies & Televison: Reviews, Discussions & Debate' started by Panchyprsss, Mar 8, 2012.

  1. Panchyprsss

    Panchyprsss Clogg's LORD PROTECTOR

    First image of the Disney remake of "The Lone Ranger" with Johnny Depp as Tonto and Armie Hammer as the masked man. The already troubled production (has gone through several rewrites by several writers and its original budget was downsized) co-stars Helena Bonham Carter, William Fichter, Tom Wilkinson, Barry Pepper among others. Schedule to hit theaters May 31, 2012.

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  2. Complete and utter wank.
     
  3. Panchyprsss

    Panchyprsss Clogg's LORD PROTECTOR

    The last successful Lone Ranger was from the 50's. Every remake has floped since. Why try again? I'm tired of seeing Johnny Depp in make-up. Geez, wasn't a REAL native american actor available to play Tonto? Anyway I hope this movie bombs miserably and sinks Disney.
     
  4. Panchyprsss

    Panchyprsss Clogg's LORD PROTECTOR

    Anyone remember that dude that played a gay-looking Lone Ranger in "The Legend of The Lone Ranger',Klinton Spilbury? Well it turned out he was indeed gay.

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  5. TKO

    TKO Administrator Staff Member

    Carter?? Is Tim button involved, if so I'll
    Pass his movies feat. Depp are pure shite with the exception of eddie choppy hands.
     
  6. Depp's becoming an annoying scub: Captain Jack? Prick. Willy Wonka? Arsehole. The Mad Hatter? Annoying.

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  7. Pagan

    Pagan Leap-Amateur

    Ed Wood was excellent.
     
  8. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

    I saw that movie when I was a kid at the theatre. I don't remember much, but the movie was crud from what I do recall.
     
  9. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

    That guy Klinton Spilbury had ONE acting credit in his whole career, and it was that movie which bombed at the box office. Apparently he couldn't get shot in Hollywood after that, went overseas, and then taught some acting classes. I can only imagine how much fun his students had when they found out he only got hired for one gig his entire career.

    "Class, let's look back to my one acting credit and see how the key to dramatic acting is delivery!" :laughing:
     
  10. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    must've been molested :wack:
     
  11. Panchyprsss

    Panchyprsss Clogg's LORD PROTECTOR

    :l2::l1:
     
  12. ArturoGatti

    ArturoGatti WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Johnny Depp is in everything.
     
  13. Panchyprsss

    Panchyprsss Clogg's LORD PROTECTOR

    Yeah.He needs to go back to be picky again like when he was younger.
     
  14. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

    Now it seems he wasnt picky at all, he just wasnt being offered the roles.
     
  15. Haymaker

    Haymaker WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    For what it's worth: Johnny Depp has some cherokee blood in him.
     

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