Chris "Hurricane" Henry Returns At Heavyweight

I think that picture was taken in the house after a day of doing stuff outside. I was a bit tired, but who wouldn't be after cutting logs with a chainsaw for most of the day and then stacking firewood.

 

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This is where SD starts trying to back out, pissing on his tail tucked between his shaking legs. ::

 

One month Rydell. Enjoy it.

 

Just make sure they paint teeth on your mouthguard so you can slip it back in and conduct the postfight interview from your hospital bed afterwards.

artie:

 

It's cute. He thinks he can reach my face.

 

I'll take Buddy by KO. He does man shit like chopping and stacking wood, whilst Steve_Dave is more the girly type.

 

Please. Rydell is all talk.

 

When was the last time you used a chain saw? Huh huh? You're probably busy getting manicures, while Buddy is doing man shit.

 

I live in a much harsher climate than Rydell, just generally a harder fellow.

 

Buddy looks like Otto the inflatable pilot from 'Airplane'.

 

:: :: He does!!

 

Think Buddy looks like he can take a good shot Hanz? Or do you figure I'll lay him out with my first hook?

 

Buddy based on his posted picture looks a bit soft in the midsection so I suggest you drill him good in that area. That will bring his hands down and then go for jab/right hand combo!
This will be a replay of Tua vs Lewis. Buddy will need to jump off his feet and hope to land a hail mary!

 

Yep, and when he does I'll catch him with something big coming in. Not only do I have every physical advantage, I doubt Rydell has anywhere close to my boxing ability.

 

To quote Joe Frazier: "In order to decease the guy, attack the body and the head will die!"

You better start doing crunches. You're built like McDonald's Grimace on a Newfoundland Happy Meal box.

 

It's possible the body shot alone will be enough to drop buddy.
Logs and firewood don't hit back, Buddy.hno:

 

I just don't see it. Too many weapons keeping you at bay.

 

I also have the mental edge, as evidenced by Buddy's meltdown in here yesterday. When the going gets tough he'll be screaming Uncle.

 

Buddy better get in boxing shape. Only 1 month to go! Steve's already on his game!

 

Place I'm staying at right now has a heavy and speed bag setup in the basement. I've been throwing hundreds of shots every day the last few weeks. Put it this way...I would NOT want to be hit by me right now. I'm sharp.

 

Buddy's never been the same since he had his son Stevie. Becoming a parent can kill a man's desire to compete. He becomes a family man, putting family first. Hard to get back the burning fire within him.

 

True. Rydell already knows he can't lay it all on the line.

I expect this to end early and brutally.

 

Yup, exactly. Buddy is screwed. He's going to think about his son as soon as you hit him. It will be over within seconds.

 

You look like Tyson Fury, you ever hit yourself in the face?

 

This statement tells us to unusual facts about steve_dave:
a) He isn't allowed to touch the thermostat in his apartment.
b) He lives next to a gay bar.

 

Trade left hooks with me and you'll find out. If you want, I'll make it the first punch of the bout. Sadly for you, it'll be the last one you feel.

 

More like Tua vs a pear-shaped Ruiz. The national anthem won't even have finished echoing from the speakers by the time steve_dave gets laid out like a cheap Newfoundland rug.

 

It will, but I'll wake you up when it's time to present me with my winner's trophy.

 

You're funny. That's funny.

Not only would it not come close to hitting me, I'm pretty sure you have no idea how to throw a proper hook.