Chris "Hurricane" Henry Returns At Heavyweight

Hanzy, this guy isn't giving me a hard time about the shape of my body, is he? What's that about glass houses?

 

Probably, but that's because my son's 4 and he doesn't hit hard yet either.

I'm gonna crack SD so hard in his fat gut that his fart blows your hair back from your face, Hanzy.

 

You should deflate him with a body shot. Buddy will be flying around all over the place like a popped balloon.

 

He's calling me fat Hanzy. Rydell is calling me fat. :laughing:

 

You're not fat, just sort of oafish looking.

 

For sure. Even if I was fat though, fat people aren't allowed to call other people fat as a burn are they? ::

 

You're right, I don't have anywhere close to your boxing ability. I've actually boxed.

 

Buddy's going to be intimidated by 6'4" of steve dave. The size difference is too great. The reach too significant.

 

Right. Add that to a major skill advantage, and the fact I'm naturally better at stuff and it's going to be a tough minute or so for my man.

 

Sparring that guy in Chicago isn't boxing Rydell. :nono:

 

Right you are, Ranjit. They are, however, better preparation for a fight than fetching coffees and polishing microphone stands.:finger:

 

Not unless you're bringing a firing squad.:l2:

 

Rydell is pretty clearly intimidated. This post tells me he knows he's going to get knocked out.

 

Wasn't steve_dave like 12 when you photoshopped this? Why do you like photoshopping little kids' heads onto the bodies of half-naked men?

 

Even if I was 12 I'd be confident here. Another good point though, my advantage in age. I'm pretty sure Rydell is 40. I'm in my prime.

 

This place will suck without Buddy. BTW, who's covering Buddy's funeral costs?

 

Well, that 2 weeks of training is pretty intimidating, I must say. I don't know how I can possibly cope with that. LOL.

 

Just knocking the rust off. I'm a natural so it doesn't take long. Stuff comes easy to me.

 

Everyone knows this wee fella can't fuck with me. Good shout Hanzy.

 

when was the last time either of you chaps was in an actual fight?

 

I'm looking forward to showing you (and it will land), and after May 19th, you'll have a face for radio. ::

 

It's been awhile, but seeing as how I'll be facing off with Kent Brockman's retarded nephew, it won't matter much.:dunno:

 

I think Buddy was ready to throw down with some dude who tried to cut him off in traffic a few years back.

 

I didn't know flab could rust. Regardless, you're right---it won't take long. Unconsciousness will come easy to you. :l2:

 

Last time I was in Bakersfield.

 

This is like Gatti giving someone a hard time for being a virgin. I'm going to have to knock you out for your poor insult choice.

 

Setting the groundwork for chickening out. Oh, the shame of it. artie:

 

Oh dear, whatever shall I do? Newfoundland's lesser talented answer to Jeff Spicoli is getting tough with me.

 

Yeah, it must be the camera guy who makes SD look pear-shaped. I wonder why that guy works the camera everytime SD reports on a phone booth dedication ceremony or a Flea Market Bingo in Shitsticks, Newfoundland?

 

I thought he was 6ft3? Did you add your penis length to his height, or did you rest it on his head the last time he was measured?:laugh11: