Premier League 2011/12 Season

As I said earlier, it was indeed just one of those days. I'm a big fan of Pardew's 4-3-3 attacking formation, but Wigan exploited all the spaces the formation leaves all over the pitch first half and everything they hit went in. Second half Cisse hit the woodwork twice, Ben Arfa should have scored at least one as should Ba. Nothing went right all game. I'm not going to whinge too much: it's a very disappointing result but the season has still be superb and these days happen I suppose.

MTF

 

It's obvious: Maxi Rodriguez has a 15" cock and Kelly Dalglish is seeing every inch of it. Its the only remaining conclusion I can draw to his continued absence.

 

what a finish. that was a fucking bullet into the bottom corner.

3-2 Norwich finish coming up :doh:

 

I hate Rebecca Lowe with a passion. Go and have a baby.

 

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Political Correctness gone mad. She should be at home fostering sprogs, reducing our dependency on imported urchins. I am quite sure the dole queues are replete with men who would love her job and do it better at that.

 

Liverpool hit the woodwork. Surprise sur fucking prise.

 

Downing is fucking pants. The lad is full-length britches with golden spats, that's how pants he is.

 

He's not as pants as Shelvey though.

 

FUXAKE Suarez do the fucking EASY thing. CHRIST!!!

Liverpool should have put this fucking thing to bed a full 10 minutes ago. FUCK SAKE GO AND HAVE A FUCKING BABY

 

So fucking frustrating. This is why I gave up watching football. That Bennett cunt should be off and all by now. Fucking cunt.

 

WHAT A FUCKING GOAL FOR YOUR HAT TRICK!!!!

 

First time I see irish get het up about a game and it's a meaningless end of season clash liverpool are winning 3-0 ::

 

I get het up not from games, per se, but from watching the games. I can't take 90 minutes of it.....Liverpool lose possession and I become homicidal. Referee makes a mistake, and I become homicidal. Its why I gave it up. Bland text is so much easier to live with.

 

The less I know the more stressed I get. Calm at games, a little less so with it on tele, the cortisol starts dripping out my ears with radio and any less & it's intolerable. I once worked the day of an Old Firm & I spent the whole 2 hours of the game pacing back and forward like the mentally ill black bear at edinburgh zoo.

 

Yeah, I need my text, the Radio is fucking useless, its like being blind with two other blind fellas trying to tell you whats happening.

 

Gerrard cursing on the tele. ::

 

Suarez, take a bow son

 

Norwich fans can fuck off back to their fens now.

 

According to the BBC:

"1939:

Steven Gerrard on Luis Suarez's hat-trick goal for Liverpool: "I was just about to give him a mouthful, but I ended up clapping him"

What Gerrard actually said....

"Top player, today was his day, I was just about to have a go at him, it was on the tip of me tongue to give him a bollocking "

:: Censorship :nono:

 

A wee PG-13 swear word, that

 

Great, great goal that was from Suarez.

MTF

 

"Pegi 3" as they keep saying on Youtube.

Fucking youtube ads.issed:

 

I was so pumped when that went in.I shadowboxed for a full 2 seconds.:shadow: Then I sat down and wiped the sweat off my brow and ordered some food.

 

Opened the mail earlier and found a big enough tax rebate to completely clear my overdraft. 4 figures, baybay. My love & admiration for HMRC keeps growing. Now Wayne's world's on. Ticket for tomorrow & cider in hand. In the pink.

GLASGOWS GREEN & WHITE!

 

Aye. If the adverts keep youtube running and free im all for them though

 

My pleasure. Its a good feeling. I was in Criminal Court there on Thursday, due back in late May, damn, those Barristers and their Solicitor equivalents are some dry, badly dressed shites. "mmmmmm if it pleases your honour my client has only 46 previous offences mmmmmmm" They need to get into the Samaritans of the Legal Trade, namely the Tax Rebate racket. We make people feel better. Call us. We won't save your life but we will save you some money.:dancingBaby:

 

You Capitalist Swine.:shadow:

 

Got a bit depressed earlier about this terrible drought we're going through, so I decided to take my mind off it by doing 25 lengths of the back garden

 

You need flood insurance?