Premier League 2011/12 Season

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  1. Jimmy

    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

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    Rugby Union has an Anglo Welsh tournament.
     
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    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

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    Cork City vs QPR - cup final :lol:
     
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    Spartak Linfield vs FC Rangers of Glasgow 2012.
     
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    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Rangers played Linfield in a friendly last week. Some guys I used to work with posted on facebook that they'd taken 3 days out for the 'party'. It didn't lower my opinion of any of them. Feel me?
     
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    Yeah. They are all Celtic fans. And were celebrating.:cheers:
     
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    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

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    I know Derry City compete in the Airtricity Irish premier league, but why don't they compete in the Northern Irish league?
     
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    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    For the same reason Celtic ever playing Linfield in a 'Celtic league/cup' would be a bad idea.
     
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    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Gather round kids and let me tell about the time I won the English Premier League..... :lol:
     
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    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

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    1 DAY TO GO :34:
     
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    Come on ye 'Potters' (?:lol:)
     
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    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

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    COME ON STOKE SHITTY :lol:

    One team we have to rely on, and it's fucking Stoke :shit: :lol:
     
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    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

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    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

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    Best PL shot on target conversion rates 2011/12: Stoke 38%, Man City 37%, Man Utd 36%, Newcastle 34%, Norwich 32%, Sunderland/Blackburn 31%

    Worst PL shot on target conversion rates 2011/12: Liverpool 21%, Fulham 23%, Wigan/Bolton 25%, West Brom/Wolves 26%, QPR 27%
     
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    I see the press are out in force today for United.

    Ferguson talking about how a slip up for City could affect them adversely and maybe be the beginning of the end.

    Of course, the inverse is probably more accurate. A win tomorrow for City means United might well be left scratching their heads. You can already hear rumblings amongst the interwebz-tards about how fergie is past it and deluded and too old.

    A win tomorrow for City, and I can see myself getting banned from a lot of United sites very very very soon.
     
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    Good to see Pardew isn't getting carried away . . . .

    "Forget about Everton and Aston Villa, we have put ourselves in a similar position to Arsenal,"
     
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    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

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    Been saying this for years. Would reinvigorate the FA Cup in one simple step, and would at least reward the winner of something rather than rewarding a team which finishes 3rd/4th in the league (and thus 'wins' nothing at all).

    MTF
     
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    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

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    To be fair, he's right (for the next days or so at least)

    MTF
     
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    After The Polish place we went to the Bell. They had a decent crowd in there. I saw a couple of people I knew and I showed you that guy "Chelsea Steve" who no one can understand. You kept having me order you "dirty cokes" and none of the bar staff knew what they were so you had to tell them how to make them. Then we walked by the Irish bar and there were like two people in there so we went to Water Under the Moon or Moon Underwater or whatever the fuck the name of it is (I have been in there 1,000 times and still can't get the name straight.) They had a decent crowd. We were talking to a Chelsea fan I knew and he asked me why I came over so oftern and I told him I was smuggling drugs. Then I was telling you the story about the little old dude that was racially abusing a black traffic cop. Calling him a "black animal bastard" and shit one time. Right after I told you that story that guy walked up right between us and ordered a drink. Then we went to the Irish pub and there were some people there so we had one more drink then I had to catch the train. I started really feeling it when I was walking toward the tube.
    My drunk ass almost missed it. Some Turkish or Algerian fuck or whatever he was was going on and on about how England was a racist shithole (saying this in front of everyone, of course it was Housnlow so only about 3% were English)and he wanted to live in America. We had to get off at Northfields and then when the next one came for some reason, i didn't believe it was mine. Luckily some white lady was yelling to me to get on the tube. She was saying "This is the last train to London, love. Get on!" I said "Fuck London! I need to go to Acton Town." She said, "Yeah, it's this way, love!" Right when the doors were about to close I came to my senses and jumped on, luckily.

    Good times! Good times! :cheers::rock::cheers:
     
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    WHat the fuck is a 'dirty coke'???
     
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    I missed the Everton match. :Steve-Dave/MMA:

    Long story short. The trains were all fucked up on that Sunday. I got to Euston station at 11 am. The next northbound train wasn't until 12:12. Normal time to Wolverhampton with change is 1:45 so I was cutting it close but my hotel was right next to the train station and the Molineaux. The customers were grumbling around there that they had never seen such few trains. Only one going in NW direction. When we got on the train, they announced that there were major repairs that day on the tracks. And it would take us over 2 hrs just to get to Coventry. Had I gotten off at Coventry I may have made the second half but the station attendant told me (incorrectly) to get off at Nuneaton. That put me further out of the way and forced an additional change at Birmingham.

    Put it this way when we pulled up to the Wolverhampton station the Everton fans were lining up to get on. I had my jersey on. They told me it was 0-0 draw. People were looking at me with puzzled looks when I got out of the train. Why the hell is an Everton supporter getting here just after the game ended with 50 lbs. of luggage? If you guys ever have the chance to go to Wolverhampton...give that one a miss. :scared2: I talked to a train conductor the next day and and told him the time table and scenario and he said on about any other day of the year I would have made it. Well that made me feel better. :goodnews:

    $963 Plane Ticket

    47 pound ($73) train ticket to wolverhampton

    29 pound ($46) hotel room (on special non refundable)

    Luckily I hadn't bought a match ticket. Got to miss the entire day of football matches AND stay in one of the finest towns in England where every pub has "No Away Fans" in the window, (If I didn't make it to the game on time, am I still an away fan?) Gutted! I was in bed by 7 pm. :mj:
     
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    He told one of the barmaids to stick her finger in her arse then stir the coke with it.

    No, I saw Jimmy telling them how to make them but I didn't hear what was in them.
     
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    Jimmy, you heathen, tell us what a dirty coke is before you become a Championship fan and we all have to stop talking to you....



    *hides*
     
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    My guess is a Dirty Coke is a Coke with a shot of something in it.
     
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    I'd like to know what a dirty coke is too
     
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    Well, lads......a dirty coke?......beats me, it's a drink you order when you are smashed......I cannot remember the precise cocktail......:stir:
     
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    C'mon Stoke!!!! :lol:
     

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