Premier League 2011/12 Season

If Chelsea win they're the worst and least deserving European Cup winners ever

 

Penalty. They will miss. I know it.

 

Isn't there a fucking German in the team who could have hit that?

 

:shit: :shit: :shit: :shit:

Major choke job going on.

 

THEY TOOK MULLER OFF THE THICK CUNTS!!!

Now there was something thrown onto the field as he struck it, it by rights should have been taken again.

 

Bayern should fling Muller back on for the 2nd period of extra time.

 

Chelsea are the John Ruiz of football.

 

Good comparison. They are the Thomas Edison of football. 1% inspiration 99% perspiration.

 

And Bayern are the Golota of football. They just don't deserve it.

 

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Obvious handball by Luiz

 

At times it's been like Bayern are playing some alternate sport where the objective's to get it into the D. GET BEHIND HIM ROBBEN YOU BALDY PRICK

 

Chelsea look to have the better penalty takers now....and seem a bit fresher. Their fans are shit. Have barely raised a note all night.

 

Irish TV: "This contest, this epic contest". ::

I hope Torres takes one. And misses, and then is struck by a missile from crowd, preferably a sharp stone or lump of raw freshly-hewn flint.

 

Lahm is up first.SCORES

 

Juan Mata.....MISSES

 

Gomez next.....SCORES. :shit:

 

David Luiz: Scores. Fuck. Next Bayern guy MUST score.

 

Neuer Keeper: FUCKING SCORES!!!! :bears:

 

Lampard: Scores. Went for power.

 

OLIC, I don't trust this guy: MISSES. I KNEW IT.

 

Ashley Cole, MISS YOU CUNT: Scores. Fucking Cunt.

 

Schweinsteiger I suspect is next, I bet him to miss: MISSED

 

FUCKING DROGBA TO WIN IT THE FUCKING DROGBA CUNT PIECE OF SHIT: FUCK OFF CHELSEA YOU CUNTS.

BAYERN = BOTTLERS

 

you're still a small plastic outfit.

 

small, polystyrene, tupperware outfit.

 

Heavy pish. Bru-tel

 

Industrial, Post-Enrichment Grade Pish.

 

Chelsea 'finally' European champions, as if it's over-fucking-due like Barca in 92. No bigger than Sheffield Wednesday. Shitey wee club.

 

Won it 5 times.

Bayern bottled it. Bottled it.

Tomorrows Headlines:

"RULE!! BRITANNIA"!!! {The Daily Cunt}

"WE SHOWED THE KRAUTS HOW ITS DONE" {The Scunday Scun}

"GOTCHA!" {The Chelsea Dose}

"You Know What You Are" {Terry Times}

"Euro Weakens Against The Pound After Sterling Surge in Munich" {Financial Slimes}