Worst scripts ever

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  1. Free Ike

    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    I have to say Karate Kid 3 has to be the worst. Let's just say the best actors ever worked on it. I can't see this movie being anything other than so bad it is good. You could drive a truck through the holes in the script.


    -A billionaire wants to help his friend get revenge by beating him in a Karate tournament

    -The billionaire was supposedly in Vietnam where he and Sensai John Kreese were best friends. Mr. Billionaire could not have been more than 12 during the Vietnam war.

    -Ralph Macchio is starting college at 30

    -Half the fights take place because Daniel won't sign a non-legally binding contract.

    I can't believe it was released, although I love watching it because of how shitty the script, acting and Dialogue is.


    Mr.Silva: "When I open up the dojos,you will be nothing but a memory, Miyagi."

    Daniel: "No you will."


    Daniel "take off"

    Bully: "No you take off."

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    What is your favorite example.
     
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    Have you ever tried to sit more than 5 minutes watching The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day? That's a good academic study on how to NOT write a movie script.
     
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    oh man i love Karate Kid 3 :partie:

    Ralph Maccio playing a teenager was older than a billionare vietnam war veteran

    and what's with the girl...was there meant to be a romance or she meant to be just a friend or what?

    the word "slope" is funny too
     
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    Star Wars, Episode 2, Attack of the Clones


    Awful, simply awful.
     
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    :laugh11: worst movie in history

    The Rifftrax (MST3K) treatment of it is great
     
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    After downloading it, I actually couldn't bring myself to watch it.
     
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