96 Tyson vs David Haye.

Though the more appropriate question is would Haye ever get into the ring with Tyson?

Assuming he did, Tyson KO 2

 

LOL

Come on man. Haye dies in there.

 

Haye would last longer than McNeeley, but not by much.

 

This is about as mythical as you can get. Haye would NEVER step foot in a ring with Mike. Well, unless Mike came outta retirement tomorrow.

Assuming the fight did get signed though, they'd have to drag Haye to the ring as he'd be literally pissing himself with fear.

Assuming he makes it to the opening bell without fainting or jumping out the ring, Mike ends it within 2.

 

Instead of Haye trying to win he'd opt for the Bonecrusher Smith strategy

 

It wouldn't work. Soon as Mike lands anything half way decent, Haye would be out for several minutes.

 

how can Tyson cope with Hayes' Affletizizm??

 

Not sure, but if i was in Mike's corner my advice would to punch Haye really hard.

 

You know this game, brother

 

Haye is a badass. I thought you guys knew.

 

:bears:

 

Haye does have a large functional hippity hoppitiness advantage

 

:l1:

 

This is the firs thread title...strictly TITLE that made me LOL

 

Tyson by brutal KO

 

Haye's baby toe would be the only left of him after Mike was done with him.

 

Tyson wins by murder.

 

Haye shits himself, literally, en route to the ring and tries to run away for as long as he can. He lasts as long as Bruno did, and is decapatated in the second round. T-shirts of the decaptation are worn by funeral goers afterwards as an ironic gesture.

MTF

 

Haye lasts longer than Bruno did. Bruno was a kentucky fried bum. Slow as molasses, predictable, no movement; head or body. He was basically a robot.

Haye is mobile, fluid, fast, awkward. It would have taken Tyson at least 7 rounds to get to him.

 

^^^^^I think Haye would have been so intimidated that it wouldn't allow him to make that kind of an effort.

The first punch Tyson would PARTIALLY land would have him shitting his pants.