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  1. Destruction and Mayhem

    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    This show is returning featuring the now adult children of JR and Bobby Ewing.

    Larry Hagman and Patrick Duffy are returning in their roles.

    I'm sold!!

    Loved this show as a kid. Best soap opera in the history of television. Set the standard.
     
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    I thought you were a dude? :scratcher:
     
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    Oh please. Like red flags havent come up in the past?
    Give that shit a rest Noble.

    *cough* Fassbender *cough*
     
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    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    Can't wait for Dallas and is SOLD.....but hate Piranha....:notallthere:

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    Yeah you straight...as a circle...
     
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    :giggle:

    What's with you fellas and your "sly is a homosexual" fantasy?

    Wishful thinking methinks.

    I wouldn't have posted those pics of my physique if I knew a few fags resided up in here.
     
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    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    <iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GZV3365a7Ew" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" width="420"></iframe>

    :partie:

    Ah the memories....
     
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  8. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

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    REED should be on 'Dallas'.
     
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    cdogg187 GLADYS

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    Hegman would challenge him in the ratings, playing a sex offender on the WB's own "HOUSTON"
     
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    whiskey Czarcasm

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    :lol:

    Everyone on this site would watch. That's at a minimum 12 viewers.


    Somebody should inform the networks about the potential ratings boom.
     
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    cdogg187 GLADYS

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    REED Doesn't Recall Even ONE Black Person EVER Appearing on the "Dallas" Original, so Not Much Chance of that...They'd have to Rename the Show "SOUF Dallas"...



    REED:scared:
     
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  13. whiskey

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    "SOUF Dallas" is a start. :lol:
     
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  14. Free Ike

    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    She has to have the best set of tits in history at least I can say with confidence there has never been a better set of tits. I can'tbelieve she is from the uk. Hideous people, yet a goddess there dwell.
     
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    I like Gianna Michael's set better
     
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    Carla Gugino & Rosario dawson have a great set too.
     
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    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Yeah.Dawson has those real perky tits. They almost cut the air and say "hey, suck on me."Sorry, Sly this is is hetero talk.I would like to include you , but.....
     
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    Kristen Dunst got a great set too.
     
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    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Yeah she is ugly though. Just in terms of tits, yeah, great set.
     
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    definitely. The face has to go.
     
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    disagree

    saggy, droopy tits


    compared to Dawson and this Kelly Brook girl (who I never heard of until now somehow), she has the tits of a 96 year old woman
     
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    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    What a waste. Her face is a zero. s. iT'S A man, baby. CDOGG has high standards for tits. Her tits are the tits. I notice he didn't respond. cHECKAND MATE. Those tits are world class. I probably wouldn't fuck her though. I think you'd have to be part gay too, very manish.
     
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    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    I have to agree with Free Ike on this...you just defeated Cdogg with this one.

    Since it's French Open season I'll put it like this:

    Game, Set, Match!
     
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    cdogg187 GLADYS

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    you can't go off of laying down:giggle:

    seriously, 10 years from now, those things will be disgusting without the assistance of a good surgeon
     
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    Nah you could do her. If you feel yourself going limp. Just grab a handful of those nice tits and close your eyes. Works everytime.
     
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    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    I don't want you to fell like you left empty handed. She is absolutely disgusting. In fact, she is ugly in a general population sort of way. She is hideous by celebrity standards. You know we weren't talking in terms of time. It was nice tits captured and the heinous putana had or has a nice set.
     
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    cdogg187 GLADYS

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