mayweather jr. cant hack it in jail

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  1. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    You're always talking about punching dudes out, you a pansy Z?
     
  2. *Z*

    *Z* WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Hell no.
     
  3. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    If we were in jail together I'd be top bunk.
     
  4. *Z*

    *Z* WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Watch your back man, I get lonely.
     
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    Z, if you and stevie shared a cell would you occasionally have a good slurp on his meat stick?
     
  6. mikE

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    :lol: Nice. I didn't catch that.
     
  7. mikE

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    This.
     
  8. mikE

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    Sandusky lives on a street.
     
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  9. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    Wouldn't be up to Z :nono:
     
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    As if you'd say no :lol:

    Come on Stevie, all lonely in your cell, and a nice surfer dude like Z sidles upto you and starts cupping your balls and licking your penis?
     
  11. Explosivo

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    This is fucking pathetic.:atu:
     
  12. Neil

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    sandusky lived on a street, yes. a street with a deck overlooking the local elementary school's yard.
     
  13. Destruction and Mayhem

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    Not surprised.

    Floyd isn't a crazy street guy like Mike Tyson or Bernard Hopkins.

    Floyd would never be able to handle Jail. He needs his "creature comforts", silk pyjamas etc.
     
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    Truth be told, it's unlikely that I'd handle Jail well either. I don't even like camping. I need my king sized bed, big breakfasts, lunches, Dinners etc.

    I was in the hospital for a week last year and I was going out of my mind!!!! Let alone Jail.
     
  15. Hut*Hut

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    I can imagine hospital being worse than jail, actually

    I'd be fine in jail for a bit, as long as it was safe. I've lived worse. 3 months without good cider & coffee would probably be the shittiest thing
     
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    z and steve_dave in their jail cell

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  17. Muzse

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    That's because you'd be a bitch when you went in.
     
  18. *Z*

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    I'm on the left.
     
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    In Jail, the average man (not Orion) either bitches up and cries everyday, or he finds a way to detach himself (temporary insanity) to deal with it.

    A friend of mine went to jail for grievous bodily harm, 23 hour lockup, and said he found a way to create a relaxed part of his mind to go to for comfort. Without that, he said, he would have literally lost his mind.
     
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    Sly, if we ever end up in the same jail, and you see me with a shaved head and a nazi tattoo... just know it's only because I'm doing what I gotta do to survive. Nothing personal.
     
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    This is what would happen if anyone started shit with Sly in jail.

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    I suspect that "literally" is literally the most misused word in the english language.
     
  25. Neil

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    My understanding is that Mayweather and Al Haymon were angling for house arrest from the very beginning of this sentence...


    Steve Kim ‏@stevemaxboxing
    And once they didn't get it, this psuedo-hunger strike was a play to try and get it. I guess it didn't work.... #boxing #hungryteam
     
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    Pascals Wager Undisputed Champion

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    Judge denies Mayweather house arrest bid (Pretty Baby Floyd)




    Floyd Mayweather just got knocked out by a Nevada judge … who scoffed at the boxer’s claim he is withering away in jail … essentially ruling Mayweather is acting like a baby. Floyd had begged the court to let him finish out his sentence for domestic violence on house arrest … because he’s dehydrated and malnourished and it’s taking a toll on his body and putting his boxing career in jeopardy. But moments ago, a judge DENIED Mayweather’s request — ordering him to serve out the remainder of his 3-month sentence behind bars.
    According to court docs obtained by TMZ, the judge called B.S. on Mayweather’s claim that he’s dehydrated behind bars — saying the boxer’s condition is “self-induced as water is made available to [Floyd] twenty-four hours a day.†As for Floyd’s gripe that he’s only consuming a fraction of the calories he needs — the judge says it’s because “[Floyd] chooses not to eat the food provided.†The judge also balked at Floyd’s complaint that he can’t train at a world class level while serving his time — saying, “While the training areas and times provided to Floyd may not be consistent with his prior regimen, he is indeed provided sufficient space and time for physical activity if he so chooses.†T.K.O.



    http://www.fightnews.com/Boxing/judge-denies-mayweather-house-arrest-bid-118248
     
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    :lol:

    good stuff
     
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    I read a report that Floyd is actually a changed man since the prison stint started. Something about no more running from what is right. Something about as soon as he gets out saying yes to 50 and getting it on. Apparently 50 cent proposed to him or something...
     
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    Does pbf think the careers of construction workers, teachers and nurses are flourishing while they're in jail? Unfortunately, there's a whole clan in the u.s. like this ... mostly Hollywood and not only do they consider themselves entitled to consideration off limits to most of us, but we have to have it stuffed in our face in the press, and often we're expected to sympathize. Fuck.
     
  30. Explosivo

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    As great a fighter as he is in the ring,...Floyd is an absolute pussy
     

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