Piranha

This fucking movie is AWESOME....all star cast....TITS everywhere...people getting shredded by piranha... plus TITS....:finger:

 

:: I almost posted about this when I saw it a few weeks ago.

I was expecting something like Lake Placid...........this was not quite as subtle or witty, LOL!!

"Jaws" meets "Saving Private Ryan" meets "MTV Spring Break" meets "Girls Gone Wild".

I really, really, really want to say it's a complete piece of shit because I feel guilty saying I had fun watching it...............but I had fun watching it. I also had fun watching my wife squirm during all the over the top gore scenes.

Really stupid but entertaining.

My brain says 2/10

but my heart says 7/10

 

I'm watching it again as I wait for Mayweather vs. Ortiz.....good shit...Richard Dreyfuss in the boat...singing the song he, brody and Quint sang that one night on the boat when they shared stories.....:rock:....he survived the shark in Jaws...but couldn't last 3 minutes in Piranha...

 

Kelly Brook...can she be any hotter???? JESUS CHRIST.....:hump::TLC:

 

Kelly Brook needs to sit on my dick.

 

probably the worst film I've ever seen not named "Titanic 2". I was only able to get through 45 mins of it....and that was only because of the tits and ass.

 

This film was shite, but the tits in the film was worthy of watching it to the end.

 

I know the original was very good. Never got around to seeing the 2010 version though.

 

Just watch Piranha 3DD.....terrible...nothing could save it....


The Hoff was funny though....."Little ginger moron"

 

:tick:

 

Was it like the one with the goddess Kelly Brooke. Were there 15000 hot half naked chicks?

 

:dunno:

Absolutely terrible terrible film. Watching it is torture. Utterly ridiculous. Preposterous. Frightfully nauseating. etc.

 

I can't see how a heterosexual man would hate that movie.

 

Some naked females but nothing near as hot as Piranha...and no GODDESS!!! Piranha had a lot of hot chicks dancing their buttocks around and breast bouncing everywhere...NATURAL or at least natural looking tatas. In 3DD all you get are a few zoom in of plastic, overly tan tits...


And at the end of the day when the Piranha do attack, it's mild compare to the 2010 version..

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Yeah, it's a remake believe it or not. A 3D one.

 

I rented this along with I Spit On Your Grave (the remake), it better be good. :warning:

I heard the 3d one is pretty funny as well, and has a bizarre ending, I might check that one out as well.

 

Why the f*ck did they kill off Kelly Brook for at the end? They could've just killed one of those kids or something. :dunno:

 

fuck you man

 

They lied to you.....The Hoff had one or two funny scenes but that is it....bizarre? NO...stupid of course...they are evolving...