Which boxer would you fight?

If you had a choice to fight any pro boxer in the world, current or past, who would it be?

 

Zelenoff for a free win I guess ::

 

Some of the hotter European women's champs could smack me around. I'd probably enjoy it.

 

Roberto Duran. I'd enjoy beating him up

 

Unfortunately for you even the current 60 year old Duran would demolish you.

 

A female minimumweight with a losing record.

 

Wouldn't you feel bad after splattering her on the canvas?

 

Oscar De La Hoya obviously

$$$

 

Not as bad as I'd feel being splattered.

 

wald pussy

 

I might fight a prime Duran just for the chance to smell him up close. Like a tropical island in spring i bet.

 

Eric Crumble

 

I'd pay 50 bucks for a pussy to make you look like and even bigger pussy.

 

I'd fight Mayweather, take my whooping and my millions and live happily ever after.

 

How do you know, mex?

 

Good call. Crumble would finally get that first win, and it would be by KO.

 

:giggle:

Maybe, who knows?

I know that I'd knock YOU out though, and with consumate ease. You're a short stocky fella with short fat arms and a HUGE head...that I couldn't possibly miss.

I'd just jab you up from the outside and when you moved in to try to get rough I'd uppercut your head off. opcorn:

 

Were you only pretending to like Buddy when you met him in Toronto, Sly?

 

Nah...I like the dude. He's a nice guy. He's a little crazy though.

 

the above matchup sounds like a real doozy.

Reggie strickland vs Donnie penelton redux

 

i'd like to box sly

 

Sly's in good shape. Could you take him LOK?

 

Sly is cool with me Hanzy..

I don't think he could last even 2 full rounds though

 

You'd be tough. You seem fairly nimble. My hands are very fast though...even at my advanced age of 40 (:giggle:) and I hit HARD!

You sure you want sumadis?

 

:giggle:

ok, now that be fightin' talk.

I'm only confident on Queensbury rules of boxing, though. You'd kill me in MMA, no doubt.

 

Felix Trinidad. I would go toe to toe and give the fans what they want!:bears:

 

Yeah because LOK has tons of MMA fighting experience ::

 

they want you dead? :scratcher:

 

Would you let him use his special wraps?

I can see why you would slug with him however, it would be boring to watch you jab your way to an easy decision

 

Ruiz. I like to be held.