Could a professional heavyweight boxer hurt a standing Grizzly Bear with a body shot?

Discussion in 'General Boxing Discussion' started by Hanz, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

    If not KO, then daze or rock a standing male grizzly bear with a body shot? Somebody like a Tua, Wlad, Tyson, Lewis, etc?

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  2. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

    Great thread :bears:

    I told a friend of mine with a straight face that I could drop a full grown Moose with an uppercut. Kept saying I could do it. He was rattled...starting getting angry. It was great.
     
  3. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    They could certainly piss it off. Probably the equivalent of a 7 year old boy punching one of us full force
     
  4. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

    Looks like that first bear is already ready to box.
     
  5. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Not sure if you've ever heard this before but The Duran knocked out a horse once! :bears:
     
  6. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

    Don't make me post the video :nono:
     
  7. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Tyson offering a zoo keeper 500 bucks for the chance to punch a gorilla :atu: :lol: *pishing*
     
  8. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

    no.


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  9. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    How many farm animals has Gay Ray KO'd? aye, thought so

    The Duran
     
  10. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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  11. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

    My guess is the aftermath would be that the bear grabs ahold of you and chomps your head off like a Tootsie Pop. A bodyshot would mean little to it because of the amount of fat and muscle the bear has around its torso.
     
  12. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

    AND HE CAUGHT HIM WITH THE LEFT

    :bears: :bears:
     
  13. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

    What do you think, LOK?
     
  14. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

  15. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

    Bears :bears:
     
  16. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

    How much force per square inch would be enough to hurt a bear? A pro heavyweight boxer can probably deliver at least 2000psi.
     
  17. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

    I'm pretty sure Charlie Zelenoff hits harder than that.
     
  18. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Maybe Ray could hip wiggle a content piglet into boredom induced unconsciousness :bears:
     
  19. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

    DURAN HAS QUIT
     
  20. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

    A chopping right HURT Duran
     
  21. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Duran wandered off, looking for something less boring to do
     
  22. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

    leonard was definitely stinging duran with hard, fast shots. one sided fight, that rematch was, and only getting worse
     
  23. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    I'm sure the bear would "feel" it but it wouldn't be painful in any kind of meaningful way.
     
  24. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    4-3 on the cards. If it'd been scored under amateur rules the scores mighthave been identical. Clown ring avoidant personality syndrome.
     
  25. mexican wedding shirt

    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

    :atu:

    Idiot. Leonard was only just ahead. Even the judges had the golden boy Lenny 1 or 2 points up. Close fight.
     
  26. loadedgloves

    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    it was $10k
     
  27. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

    bullshit it was a white wash in progress. duran was getting embarrassed and beat up.
     
  28. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

    Is the professional boxer wearings gloves or not ?
     
  29. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

    Did Tyson really do that ? Offer money to punch a gorilla ?
     
  30. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    In the popular revisionist fairy tale propounded by idiots. It was Leonard running around for 7 rounds with neither man landing anything of note. In the final stages Duran started getting so infuriated he was lunging in resulting in Leonard taking the 7th pretty clear if I remember right. Other than that it was 6 rounds of 'Fuck all' to use a technical term. The sound of feinting & back peddling rubber soles.
     

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