Could a professional heavyweight boxer hurt a standing Grizzly Bear with a body shot?

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  1. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    If not KO, then daze or rock a standing male grizzly bear with a body shot? Somebody like a Tua, Wlad, Tyson, Lewis, etc?

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    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    Great thread :bears:

    I told a friend of mine with a straight face that I could drop a full grown Moose with an uppercut. Kept saying I could do it. He was rattled...starting getting angry. It was great.
     
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    They could certainly piss it off. Probably the equivalent of a 7 year old boy punching one of us full force
     
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    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    Looks like that first bear is already ready to box.
     
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    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Not sure if you've ever heard this before but The Duran knocked out a horse once! :bears:
     
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    Don't make me post the video :nono:
     
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    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Tyson offering a zoo keeper 500 bucks for the chance to punch a gorilla :atu: :lol: *pishing*
     
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    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    How many farm animals has Gay Ray KO'd? aye, thought so

    The Duran
     
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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/U_gmZn9YlXs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    My guess is the aftermath would be that the bear grabs ahold of you and chomps your head off like a Tootsie Pop. A bodyshot would mean little to it because of the amount of fat and muscle the bear has around its torso.
     
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    AND HE CAUGHT HIM WITH THE LEFT

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    What do you think, LOK?
     
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    Bears :bears:
     
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    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    How much force per square inch would be enough to hurt a bear? A pro heavyweight boxer can probably deliver at least 2000psi.
     
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    I'm pretty sure Charlie Zelenoff hits harder than that.
     
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    Maybe Ray could hip wiggle a content piglet into boredom induced unconsciousness :bears:
     
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    DURAN HAS QUIT
     
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    A chopping right HURT Duran
     
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    Duran wandered off, looking for something less boring to do
     
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    leonard was definitely stinging duran with hard, fast shots. one sided fight, that rematch was, and only getting worse
     
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    I'm sure the bear would "feel" it but it wouldn't be painful in any kind of meaningful way.
     
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    4-3 on the cards. If it'd been scored under amateur rules the scores mighthave been identical. Clown ring avoidant personality syndrome.
     
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    Idiot. Leonard was only just ahead. Even the judges had the golden boy Lenny 1 or 2 points up. Close fight.
     
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    it was $10k
     
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    bullshit it was a white wash in progress. duran was getting embarrassed and beat up.
     
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    Is the professional boxer wearings gloves or not ?
     
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    Did Tyson really do that ? Offer money to punch a gorilla ?
     
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    In the popular revisionist fairy tale propounded by idiots. It was Leonard running around for 7 rounds with neither man landing anything of note. In the final stages Duran started getting so infuriated he was lunging in resulting in Leonard taking the 7th pretty clear if I remember right. Other than that it was 6 rounds of 'Fuck all' to use a technical term. The sound of feinting & back peddling rubber soles.
     
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