Which boxer would you fight?

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  1. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    It was insulting because I told the truth? Your height claims dropped when Anthony called you on it. How's that a pissing match?

    You used to claim you were 5ft10. I said you were full of crap. You admitted to not being 5ft10. Again, it's not flattering for you to be exposed as not telling the truth, but it's not a pissing contest.

    The only pissing contest is one you start because your feelings are hurt. Dude, you're short. So what? We both are. It's not a big deal. I've listed your positive attributes many times. I'm just being honest and you've gotten insulting as a result.

    You said first week of August. Cool. See you then.
     
  2. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    Sly, you claimed in February you were coming here for April to film your "documentary". No show.

    Now you claim your wife has arranged a vacation in Ottawa for the first week of August. If you no show again, who's the coward? I'm the one who made a point of meeting you in Toronto when we were vacationing there, and I attributed enough respect to you that I brought my wife along.

    Contrary to that, with the instigating and namecalling, you've pretty much acted like a bitch in this thread---even after I went along with your bizarre request to omit any mention of you participating on this forum or knowing you from it. Just make sure you show and don't bail out again like last time.
     
  3. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    Regardless of all these shenanigans and your attempts to get my blood up, I'll be the first person to hand you a beer if you show. It'd be cool if Gatti could make it.
     
  4. *Z*

    *Z* WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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  5. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    I don't see why you flipped out on Gatti like this. He did nothing wrong. He just wants the facts, and he said it to me---not you. What's wrong with that?
     
  6. Anthony

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    Bullshit.
     
  7. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    I thought you were mostly Kung Fu and Karate?
     
  8. Destruction and Mayhem

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    :lol:

    here you go again. Will you never learn? Even this post is a veiled insult. I actually hate veiled insults worst than straight out insults.

    You're pretending that you believe that:

    1. I'm insecure about my height
    2. that I changed my story once Anthony wanted to bet
    3. That I'm a liar

    And now you're patronizing me.

    You know what you are doing in your dishonesty. you are attempting to characterize me as some insecure guy pretending to be something he isn't blah blah blah. And you know that some of these cunts here will believe that shit without investigating themselves.


    The Irony is: You are describing yourself.

    YOU are the one who mentioned height, not me. YOU are the one who is insecure about his height, weight, smile (with teeth)...not me.


    Since you are persisting in trying to characterize me as such and not heeding my warnings...I shall have to dissect you in cruel fashion.

    Sure you want me to do this?
     
  9. Destruction and Mayhem

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    I didn't "flip out". Gatti's enjoying the carnage too much at no risk to himself. I always pick on such characters. :lol:
     
  10. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    It's kind of sad really. Slystaff was supposed to become an actor, go to Hollywood, create some great scripts, marry Mariah Carey, enjoy the good life, f*ck ten hot bitches daily...

    And yet all he's doing is seeing his wife fantasize about other nude men in her romance novel while he spends all his day fighting with Buddy Rydell on an internet message board.:dunno:

    You could be spending your time far more wisely Sly. If you spent as much energy on important things in your life to further yourself as you do on a boxing board, you'd be better off. You should be out there auditioning. Not messing around online on a boxing board in some whacky height-off with another dude.
     
  11. Destruction and Mayhem

    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    The book hasn't ended on my life yet, Hanzy. Wait and see. I be working on some BIG TINGS at the moment. You'll be eating your words.

    You, on the other hand, are a short smelly no-pussy getting so turned gay Indian. If i were you I'd have killed myself years ago.
     
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    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    It's true. GF knows how to Karate chop, not box.
     
  13. meetthefeebles

    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

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    I used to box, had a few fights, wasn't overly great or terrible and then sort of stopped bothering. Boxing is a lifestyle- you either commit to it and live a real healthy, fit life or you don't. I chose the latter because the former bored me in the end.

    Right now, I'd expect to lose to about 95% of professional boxers. there are probably 5%, Mexican road-sweeper types, that I could possibly beat if I trained hard and got back into fighting shape; say about three months or so. Otherwise I wouldn't fight ANY boxer.

    MTF
     
  14. Buddy Rydell

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    Such BS. He didn't direct anything at you. You just don't like him wanting to know your actual height. Read your post. You bitched out, and that's kinda sad.
     
  15. Hanz

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    Come on old man. You're 40 years old working a sh*t job with no real prospects. Throwing away your best years. We had this same conversation in 2005. That's 7 years now...:lol: You talked the same crap back then as you are now. At least back then you were still kinda young. Now you're old and fat. You couldn't even post a new picture of yourself after your new training diet because you're finding it so hard to get back into the same shape as that old picture you posted.:laughing:
     
  16. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    Sly's one of my favourite posters but he lashes out when the sh*t hits the fan. Dude said in 2005 he had big things planned and was auditioning for movies and sh*t. He's done nothing other than jack off to Mayweather and get involved in silly e-feuds while his wife is masturbating to imaginary characters in her romance novels.
     
  17. loadedgloves

    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    lol@the past few pages

    btw hanz you're being an unfair shit stirrer/troll, to be even handed you have to attack buddy as well (though i guess that's probably coming)
     
  18. Buddy Rydell

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    It's not a veiled insult when I say you're full of crap, sly. Now to answer your 3 points:

    1. You are. Anthony flat out said it in that thread. I'm happy being my height, but you're not. Hence your story has changed through the years. You even admitted to claiming to be taller than you are. You claimed 5ft10 for YEARS and then it went to 5ft9 and a half. Now you're saying 5ft9. Those admissions alone show you're BS'ing.

    2. You did change your story. It's all back in that thread in TAAA. Anthony offered you $5,000 to prove you were 5ft10 and then you admitted you weren't and that you claimed you were rounding up (Rounding up from your actual height of being shorter than me, I add).

    3. You've openly admitted to lying although you claimed it was "rounding up".

    Say what you like, dude. I have no reason to hide anything or get mad at anyone who asks for facts about my height like you did with Gatti. I've always maintained I'm between 5ft6 and 5ft7 (although I'm eventually going to be shorter than that due to the shrinking effect of old age).

    I'm describing myself? So when I said you were in great shape, really muscular, and built like an athlete, I was describing myself? Ain't that something. LOL. I've always admitted I wasn't ripped or very defined at all, which is in contrast to you. Hell, I posted the pic of me and Ferrigno to show it. I'm blocky and strong, but that's about it.

    As for your last comment: am I sure I want you to do this? Do what? Act like a douchebag? Obviously you're embarrassed about the way you conduct yourself online, or you wouldn't need to hide it from your family. Even a part of you knows your family would be embarrassed of you right now. :dunno:
     
  19. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    Well LG, I've been the recipient of some dogpiles in the past. Don't worry---Hanzy will get around to me sometime soon. I guarantee it. LOL.
     
  20. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    Yep, when it gets down to the finish, he probably pretends to hurt his knee or something. I was being nice and friendly till he started with the insults in this thread, and I'm STILL stopping myself from really opening up on him. He probably hopes I'll start with the hardcore stuff so he can announce in a huff that he doesn't deal with people like that.
     
  21. Hanz

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    Slystaff is wondering where his life went wrong. Between spending all his days on FightBeat, his failed first marriage, his dilemma with his current wife who masturbates to characters in her romance novel, his inability to cope with his height, and also the fact that Sly is getting old...it kinda sucks for him.
     
  22. Anthony

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    Because you are my boy, i will be polite. Fuck you. I dont do no karate and am not limited to kung fu(a small piece of my dicipline)

    I know how to box and have trained boxing for many years. How do you think i have my advantage in hand striking in some of these tournaments?
     
  23. Hanz

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    This is a great thread I've made! :bears: The subject always seems to change though, a few pages in.
     
  24. Buddy Rydell

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    I doubt it. Yeah, he's being a bit of a schoolgirl right now, but he just has natural gifts when it comes to muscle thickness, definition, and structure. Plus, he trains or at least he definitely did then.

    It was weird seeing those pictures of him looking skinny because he has really rounded arms that look like they're pumped with a bicycle pump. He must have done a lot of running to get as skinny as he did in those pictures, or maybe he just stopped weight training.
     
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    I'm glad I stay out of E-beefs. They're funny to read...entertainment during the day.

    "HOWEVER"

    if BitchAss 6' 14" Steve_Dave ever wants some and decides to leave his comfy urban home in NewFoundland I'm gonna break out the mustard and rib-roast him until Juan Diaz leaves me a voicemail begging me to teach him all I know.

    :cheer:
     
  26. Hanz

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    Slystaff is probably a cool guy in real life I bet.:Thumbs: I like him. He might have gotten further in his career though if he wasn't a faggot looking, black, 5'5" guy with a complex. Anyway, looking forward to seeing Sly become famous. Also hoping to catch a first draft of Sly's upcoming book "I Am Somebody!" :cheers:
     
  27. Anthony

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    Let's clear this up. Sly claimed he was 5-9 1/2 and that he rounds it up to 5-10. I started to smell bullshit in sly's claim for whatever reason.
    http://fightbeat.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1167845&postcount=319

    I bet sly 5000 that he wasnt 5-9 on the dot.
    http://fightbeat.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1167853&postcount=325
    http://fightbeat.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1167860&postcount=332


    I said that Gatti can go down there to measure and i will split the winnings with him. Then i said fuck the winnings and i would give gatti the full 5k.


    By sly not taking the bet, he admitted that he is not even 5-9.
     
  28. Destruction and Mayhem

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    I gave my reasons for not taking the bet....

    nevertheless...believe what you want.


    My bet is not with you Anthony, it's with Buddy. I wont bet with you to prove my wife is Portuguese either, even though that is also guaranteed money.

    No distractions from teh bet with Buddy.
     
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    Sly was saying for years how good a boxer he was. How he'd circle and jab and lay guys out. Then a couple of days ago, he says all he's ever done is basically boxing training (boxing the air).:scratcher: I didn't know Boxercise was the same as having actual real fighting pedigree. I guess in sly's world though....:dunno:
    What's even funnier was how Sly got shoulder checked by some dude at a bar and let it go, saying he'd have laid the guy out. I'm sure Sly could conjure up the confidence to go laying guys out in bars with his fantastic boxercise training. Having never had a real fight in his life, the silly twat! :laughing:
     

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