Could a professional heavyweight boxer hurt a standing Grizzly Bear with a body shot?

It wouldn't do a thing other than irritate the bear.

They take shots on the nose from EACH OTHER, they can handle whatever Tua is going to throw at them and they will feast on his blubber

 

Here's an action shot of me "protecting" my girlfriend from a Kodiak Bear

 

Given a free shot, a full force Lewis right hand onto a bears snotbox will hurt it.

Definitely.

 

Tua couldn't even take Rachman off his feet with a flush left hook. And crazy Ike took his hook all night.

The Grzz wouldn't feel a goddamn thing, except an annoying pinch. It would then proceed to hit Tua in the face, crushing his skull and neck.

 

:atu: no

The Bear will simply get angry and then disembowel Lennox, after which the Bear will shout "BIG UPS!" to its homies back in Alaska

 

the only bears lewis would willfully tangle with are the kind that hang out in the castro district of sf

 

Here's an action shot of Lennox Lewis vs. Polar Bear

 

Yeah, I take that back. I just google imaged & I'll retreat a little and say 'I think I could kill any dog I see around day to day, except maybe a Rottweiler'.

Speaking of which I was pottering around an abandoned brownfield site with my asshole bearded collie a fortnight ago and we came out a wooded area right into the path of a Rottweiler roaming on its own. Adreneline dump. Andright on cue my dog attacked it as they were sniffing each other so I had to grab the thing's collar to stop it doing it's thing. I pretty much know how Vietnam felt. Luckily the geezer he belonged came pretty sharpish when he heard the snarling

 

Lewis arguably lost to Ray Mercer.

WTF is he gonna do against a goddamn bear?

 

he will end up looking like the almost unidentifiable carcass in that photo

 

Ah shit, that isnt real is it? athetic:

 

I'm not saying he'd knock the bear out or anything, no way he could, not with their ridiculous heads. Still though, a full blooded right hand to the bears boat would not be the equivalent of being hit in the face by a wayward fly, that shit would hurt.

 

Holy fuck, I would have been shitting myself in that situation, I have to be so careful with my dog, as he's an aggressive little bastard. Loves female dogs but hates males, attacks them when given the chance.

Luckily for me (and my dog) he's small, so I just pick him up when he starts growling etc, or if a dangerous looking dog is off the lead.

I always wonder what I would do in those situations if my dog was too big to quickly pick up.

Did the Rotty not try and turn round and bite you or anything?

 

Nah he was totally focused on my dog, he was pretty friendly otherwise. My dog's a gentleman with people and all breeds of dog except dangerous breeds. He's an asshole.

 

Actually, a bear's nose is very sensitive (one of the most sensitive parts of a bear's body), which contains many neurons, so maybe a fully fledged heavyweight punch would cause the bear great distress and hurt it.

 

Same with a dog. Swat a dog's snout and it whimpers in pain. The nose is a sensitive area for people and animals.

 

Yeah. I think you can definitely hurt the bear. It'll either react by running away, or it'll react angrily and take your head off, then do a shuffle dance to celebrate.

 

I believe that is a captive, trained bear playing with his trainer, hut

 

not a chance

In fights for territory and mating rights, Bears will take full-bore smacks on the nose from one another... the force generated by a bear swat has got to be 10 times that of a man

 

Charlie Z has a higher PSI with both hands.

 

People who think a man has a chance with a bear, have never seen one. They are walls of muscle and huge. Even a runt bear hits 40 times harder than A prime Ernie Shavers. A little 60 pound chimp could kill you with a punch. The only thing remarkable about mankind is his brain, and that is not a ubiquitous feature of our species. Physically, man is a lesser tier to many species of mammal.

 

Charlie Zolonoft. What a fucking moron that guy is/was. Thank fuck that Andrew Trailer Park Guy did for him.

IT HAPPENS!! IT HAPPENS!!!

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Pretty much. Even some insects are amazing in their physical strength and resilience, fish too.

 

definitely, definitely

 

I once read an article where a bear attacked man and woman and gave them a whipping (though not killing them). According to the woman as she lied on his back and the beat approached, she kicked the bear right to its nose and the bear backed off a bit. I do believe that if a heavyweight fighter caught the bear right to nose, it would cause the bear distress for perhaps three seconds. Not that it would be seriously hurt nor it would have any effect on the outcome of course

 

So let's take it a step further...what if the boxer lands a counter right to the nose every time the bear makes a move. Would the bear eventually get knocked out COLD?

 

no

 

No, I think if the Bear got advice from Kevin Rooney and made adjustments to its head movement it could force its way inside and eventually KO the boxer with uppercuts

 

I've read similar things with Sharks, which seems even more bizarre. A fucking shark, they are basically an underwater killing machine.

The nose is obviously a sensitive spot for most creatures.

 

good point

if the bear had Rooney he'd be set