David Haye vs Jack Dempsey

Discussion in 'Mythical Matchups' started by Rich ´Money´ Mustard, Jul 16, 2012.

  1. Circa 2012, 6'3", 220lb, technically sound David Haye has just blasted out dangerous Dereck Chisora in 4 rounds and proclaims he's 'back': the speed, the power, the toe...everythings in working order.
    He is mysteriously transported back to a baking hot day in Toldeo, Ohio in 1919 where shorter, 40lb lighter Jack Dempsey is waiting to crush something cos original-opponent Jess Willard hasn't turned up.


    Does Doc Kearns have any reason to be worried?
     
  2. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Haye KO 3
     
  3. Ugotabe Kidding

    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Haye in one. The only way this thread is going to be interesting if Ramonza is mysteriously transported back too
     
  4. meetthefeebles

    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

    :lol:

    MTF
     
  5. Railroad bolts? :dunno:
     
  6. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    Dempsey wouldn't even see the punches coming. He'd try to crowed Haye and get blasted from angles he hadn't even conceived. Haye gets him out of there early.
     
  7. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    It doesn't matter. Haye would throw the fight to avoid getting strung up by his corn-rows.
     
  8. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

    This thread needs Ramonza. Damn you Steve_Dave .
     
  9. Jesus of montreal

    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    wouldn't happens. Demspsey said he wouldn't fight any negro
     
  10. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

    Dempsey would stop him in 1
     
  11. mexican wedding shirt

    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

    Haye is only half negro, Dempsey might be persuaded into fighting him.
     
  12. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    In fairness to him, he never actually said that

    Tex Rickard did.

    Anyway, Haye, even being a leap amateur, kills Dempsey
     
  13. Jimmy

    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

    I'd go with Haye.
     

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