Which boxer would you fight?

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  1. Trplsec

    Trplsec Sleeps in a Cage

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    Ummm, either that or the fact she spent the day teaching Judo throws to Dominick Cruz's team and he invited her back to the house to watch the UFC PPV.

    By the way, no one in the house worked for the UFC either at that point. Well, except Cruz and Faber. At least Rousey was on Zuffa's payroll at the time. The rest of the fighters couldn't even say that.
     
  2. ArturoGatti

    ArturoGatti WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    Run away from what?
     
  4. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

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    Hanz likes to play hard to get on his homosexual dates. Just say yes yes I would chase you and then spank you for being bad.
     
  5. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    Working where I work, you see them often enough---particularly those who are in their late 40s to early 50s.
     
  6. Destruction and Mayhem

    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    See...this is what I mean by you being crazy (or else having the annoying tendancy to remember things differently). It wasn't a fucking Sunday, it was a work day. I met you on my lunch break. Remember that's why I couldn't stay long and had to rush back?

    Back to hanz.....he's afraid to meet me. I think none of us know the real hanz. i don't think any of the pictures that he posted of "himself" are really him. There's probably a good reason why he stays hiding behind a computer posting photoshops and never leaving his house. :lol:
     
  7. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    Maybe the concert was on the Sunday then? It was just over four years ago, but you're right---me getting a day of the week wrong is indisputable proof that I'm crazy. :lol:
     
  8. Destruction and Mayhem

    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    It's something you consistently do though. This isn't a one off. You remember facts incorrectly. As a result you often misrepresent situations. Very annoying. Perhaps you have memory issues and I shouldn't be too hard on you.....
     
  9. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    :dunno: dunno!
     
  10. BOSS

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    Don't worry Hanz I got it. I already explained it to him.
     
  11. BOSS

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    I'm no Columbo but seeing how Buddy can't even remember the day they met on, it's hard to imagine him actually and correctly remembering if he was taller then Sly or not.
     
  12. Destruction and Mayhem

    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    The dude's been this way as long as I've e-known him. He simply doesn't remember facts correctly. He gets everything jumbled up. It's almost like he has some sort of "memory dyslexia". :giggle:
     
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    Poor Buddy. Maybe we should all ease off on him. I feel bad now.
     
  14. ArturoGatti

    ArturoGatti WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    why are ANdrew and loadedgloves your enemies?
     
  15. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    Really sly? It's a bit of a stretch to try and turn it from my getting the day wrong to me having "memory dyslexia". :laugh11:

    Seeing as how you like bringing up my interaction with someone you never even talked to, let's play the memory game a bit and ask phonetap if you started a username on Boxingpress so that you could send him a racially-charged message from a dummy account. Then you hid about it for a l-o-o-ong time. I'm pretty sure my memory works great on that particular vignette.
     
  16. mexican wedding shirt

    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    Is that where you're from Gatti?

    And yeah, regarding English people, the only thing I can think of is a lot of Asian guys and black guys drag the average down. Pretty sure the average whitey in England is around 5'11, same as the Danish and Czechs.

    Apparently the average male height in Holland is basically 6'1 too, didn't realise the Dutch were quite that tall.
     
  17. Destruction and Mayhem

    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    Actually this is another example of where you've messed up the facts. Glad you raised it.

    You recalled that situation as though I sent a PM from another username.

    What actually happened is that I sent a (joke) email to phonetap's personal email address from a fake email address in order to startle him for a moment. i figured that he'd know who it was eventually.

    Naturally I didn't expect it to turn out the way it did...dude was pissed!

    Anyway, you remember it as a PM sent from a fake forum account....as usual you have memory dyslexia.

    Still...since you want to go down memory lane...:giggle:

    How about you tell everyone about the time you were stalking Alabama Man on his videogame forums, with a fake account, spreading false rumours about him....just because you were pissed that he allowed a forum member to keep the handle "natasha Leeder is fat".

    How about you getting your Mother to defend you on secondsout/boxingpress....little did we know that the active poster at the time called "Diggy Boo Boo" was none other than your momz. :laugh11:

    There's lots more dude...the trip to Chicago, threatening Phonetap with death and lots lots more.

    Sure you wanna try a trip down memory lane? :popcorn:
     
  18. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    We've got way more poor, malnourished people in Britain than they do in civilized Europe. The disparity between west and east Glasgow's gotta be 3-4".
     
  19. mexican wedding shirt

    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    Good point, I was wondering if it could be something like that, regarding the average.

    I live in a pretty middle class area, not much poverty, it's probably why I don't see many people under 5'7 or so, and when I do they are usually black or Asian. I think other races tend to differ in height more than us overall. Black people for example, I see more blacks that are 5'7 or under than whiteys, but I also see plenty of really tall black guys in the 6'3+ range.

    Perhaps up north and in really poor areas, the average white height is much lower than 5'11.
     
  20. Buddy Rydell

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    I didn't bring this up, sly. You did. You registered as a forum member named "superslick" using some throwaway email account, but when you registered, your IP address was recorded by the forum (Back then, like now, you couldn't register on the forum unless you had a valid email address).

    You used the email address linked to the "superslick" username to send the message to Tapper. He asked me to check the email address and that was how I found out that it was the username "superslick" that had messaged him. As an admin, I could plug in the email address and see if it was someone who was registered on the forum.

    From there he asked me to check the IP address because superslick didn't have any postings. It turned out to be your IP address. If it had been a joke, you would have told him, but instead you kept it secret for months to let him think someone had racially insulted him.

    Tapper himself will tell you to this day that it was not some harmless joke on your part. That's why he asked me to look into it. You admitted to it only after you had come back from being banned. It was probably the first time on a boxing forum that you showed you couldn't handle pressure when someone argued with you, but it certainly wasn't the last.

    You were mad at him because he disagreed with you a lot on the forum, but also a coward, so you started up a dummy email and dummy username account.

    Go ahead and spin some stories. Now that you're down to the point where you're flatout lying, it should get entertaining.:popcorn:
     
  21. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    :popcorn:
     
  22. mexican wedding shirt

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    So who is getting served now? That's the important thing, and what the forum wants to know.
     
  23. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    6'6" boxer Primo Carnera sparring with a 12 year old.

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  24. Anthony

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    I'd beat the dog shit out of that 12 year old.
     
  25. Anthony

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    It's hard to tell because we cant verify the stories. We just have to decide who is more believable in calling the other a liar.
     
  26. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    Tough to say. But I agree, it's important.
     
  27. mexican wedding shirt

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    Yep yep, I guess so.
     
  28. Destruction and Mayhem

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    Dude...to be honest with you, I don't even need to defend or hide from this.

    I called him a "nigga, and son of slaves". That's the equivalent of you calling Cdogg a "cracker honky". :lol:

    Obviously it was a joke.

    And it wasn't months, you idiot, Phonetap had it investigated immediately because he suspected that it was me and you banned me within days. Memory dyslexia once again. :lol:

    It was a joke, and myself and tapper had made up after the fact with no hard feelings etc. You're the one trying to make it bigger than it was.

    You, however, had your mom posting on the forum as diggy boo boo (I mean who the fuck invites his mum to post on the forum...and which person's mom would actually post shit on a forum?). She was there sticking up for her poor "David Leeder" (Which was your forum handle at the time....so don't get mad for me mentioning your name).

    And LOL @ you implying I have thin skin. You're the QUEEN of meltdowns.

    Not only did you ban Chi Town for mentioning that you worked at pizza hut....you deleted every single one of his posts (100s of them)!! Then when you were called on it you claimed it was because any forum member that hates you could somehow link some random pizza hut in ottawa to your home address and threaten your wife!! LMAO! You made up excuses for every meltdown....like you do now...banning hanz and pretending you thought he was kaliber or vice versa.

    Didn't you remove Steve Dave's mod ability because he messed you up in smacktalk?

    And you call ME a coward?


    there's plenty more...just getting warmed up. Keep it coming..
     
  29. steve_dave

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    diggy boo boo :atu:
     
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    I would be pretty pissed if someone told people where i worked.
     

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