Picture of me with my wife, and the two boys by our Pool!

So that means you'll bring your boxing gear and hop in the ring? I have a hard time believing you decided to start learning how to box at 39 years of age (since you claim you trained for a year), but if so, I'm rusty and you won't be too outclassed. It's either the ring at a boxing club or at an MMA gym. Of course, I have no problem with it being boxing, kickboxing, or MMA rules. ::

I'd like to know today because I don't want to go through with all the arrangements just to have you be a no-show.

If you say "I promise to be there for both the boxing match and the original bet on the first weekend in August", I will get on it today. Once you promise, that's it, sly---otherwise I doubt you'll ever be allowed to live it down here.

It has to be the weekend because I have work during the week. The Beaver Boxing Club and the alternate site have set hours, so we need to get this figured out in advance.

 

Gatts,
I'm a very open person offline. I was impressed with what I thought was sly's classiness when I met him in person---so much so that I didn't have a harsh word to say about him for the past four years.

There's no really nice way to say to someone that you think they're being dishonest, but I started out by saying that I was simply earnest and believed I was taller.

I'm a pretty open person. Yeah, it got me a bit stung here because I couldn't believe the BS he was talking, but if he shows, we can settle it in a positive way.

 

Can this really be Fightbeat's first official boxing match?

I want a ringwalk, staredown, and post fight interviews.

 

Now, just so I do not look like a bully (or like I'm trying to trap sly into something he doesn't want to do while on vacation with his family), he has the option of just showing for the original height bet.

Regardless of whether he wears headgear or not, his face will be lumped up a bit after he fights. I can see where he wouldn't want to have to explain it all to his wife, and that's totally understandable.

This is me being magnanimous. He talked a ton of shit over the last week, so I have every reason to ride him mercilessly, but I'm not going to do that. I started out in this talk being nice, and that's how I'll finish it.

As soon as he said he'd show and slap me and/or call me a bitch or pussy, that got my competitive side up. I will get all this set up as long as he promises to show at the agreed upon time and place.

 

Buddy, i hope you guys meet up. you have to have someone record it

this will be fun! will you go easy on Sly?

 

No.

 

The tags on this thread are glorious: 'mini horse cant swim'? 'vacations and veneers'?

MTF ::

 

:l2:


will you hit him in the body and if you drop him.. will you pee on him?

 

:atu:

 

it's all good Buddy.

 

i give sly zero chance of winning a fight against buddy :scratcher:

 

:l2:


Buddy is a beast!

sly looks good, but he's more 'underwear commercial' good..buddy is more 'do 50 chin ups per day' good

 

Buddy looks like he might possess a Chuvalo-esque chin...how are you going to put a dent in that, Sly?
You're going to have to fight like Khan, throw combinations/work the body, and hope you don't get caught coming in...

 

If he shows, he's gonna try to stay away because he'll want to last the three 3-minute rounds and salvage some pride. You can bet I will go to his body early and often to take away those 40-year-old legs. If he wants to stand and trade, that'd be great. He'll land some, but I can't think of anything better than punching sly in the head repeatedly after all the shit he's talked.

And no LOK, I don't think the owner of the gym would appreciate me pulling an R.Kelly on sly.

 

If he wants a straight up fistfight, all he has to do is look into the videocamera and say, "I'm Stafford Attzs and I agree to this full-contact sparring match. I'm asking for this."

If that were the case, we could do it on private land, just the two of us so that no cops show up. Anybody pops by, we can say we're sparring for fun.

I can't see him wanting that though because he's less likely to be cut by a boxing glove than by my bare fist. Then he REALLY would have some explaining to do to his wife.

 

Bottom line: This all started because he didn't want to reveal his height, made a bet for money, got called on it, claimed he was coming here, and doesn't want to have to cough up $500 and look bad on the forum. He invested a lot of energy in claiming to be something he wasn't, and he's worried about the repercussions.

Everything else developed out of that. Since I met him offline, I thought he was cool and didn't expect him to start acting the way he did. After all the shit he talked, this is his chance to back it up. No more, no less.

Plus, I think he knows that I accorded him a lot of respect as a person in the past, and he turned around and acted badly. That did irritate me, but I'm just going to channel that into training and just be nice on the forum.

 

"Mini horses" :atu:

Is that you again GF?

 

I have a feeling Buddy and Sly are in on the joke and this is more WWE than real beef.

 

No.

 

Cmon.

Neither of your wives would allow two grown ass men to come to blows. In fact...I have a difficult time believing either would agree to a "height off." :laughing:

I couldn't imagine saying to my wife..."hey babe, this guy is gonna travel here so we can see who is taller. Will you hold the measuring tape?"

:limp:

 

JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY

 

I didn't say I started boxing this year or last year. ::

Why do you twist my words?

Anyway, this is all moot because I'm going to Montreal afterall. Wife's decision, not mine, she obviously doesn't know about this silly internet bet I had with a forum member and that's what she's come up with.

It'll have to be another time. I wont announce it in advance next time, when I'm in Ottawa I'll call you.

As for setting up a ring fight. I'm not seriously going to get in a ring and spar with you. Got no time for that. If you happened to be so mad if I called you pussy to your face, that you attacked me...then I'd have to kick your ass, naturally....but that would be STREET rules and that'll be self defense.

But a scheduled sparring session: i was never serious about that.

 

Seriously though, if I elected to actually spar with buddy, I'd beat him easily. EASILY. I'd have reach, height and handspeed on that phony.

But I'm not seriously going to jump in the ring and spar with some forum member just because we have e-beef. That's just ridiculous. Plus I'm not goig to be one of the gladiators performing for the entertainment of the screaming Roman Mob which is the Fightbeat forum.


A man's got standards. :kidcool:

 

Listen Diggy Boo Boo....there's a reason why everytime you meet a forum member in person you end up e-enemies after.

You're annoying and you make up shit. I laugh at your suggestion that you'd beat me in a sparring session. I'd outclass you. You wont have your axes or mother in the ring to help you against me. It'll be Mayweather-Gatti all over again.

But back to the poit of all of this....you provoked me with your nonsense and so I had to talk about your neck, your smile, your mother posting nosense to defend you, your death threats to phonetap etc.

And be thankful I didn't bring up all of the details of your chicago trip.

And although I see no reason to spar with you for the screaming fightbeat bloodthirsty mob, bec careful what you ask for because one day I may change my mind and put it this way...your wife and son wouldn't recognize you after.


Ya fat slow cunt.

 

Nice. :giggle:

 

Hey Sly would you mind taking Buddy to Montreal with you guys? It would be a fun road trip I bet.

 

No Boxercise Vs Wood chopping for us guys :(

 

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