Picture of me with my wife, and the two boys by our Pool!

Damn that kinda shit NEVER EVER happens. Stupid anybody who thought Sly was gonna come over measuring his dwarf body, dwarf penis or dancing/running skills with the other faggot who seems to get into a lot e-wars lately. After meeting Lou Ferrigno he thinks he's tough now.

Not everybody who is as wide as he's tall is David Tua! :nono:

 

You're the one person that insists on this horse stuff, trying to stir up the horse mob I bet.

Remember this post. Don't complain later.

 

Who said I'm gonna tell her? I'll tell her I'm going out Saturday and I plan on trying out a new dojo or trying out a boxing club. When I get back, if I have any scuff marks, I'll just say they let me hop in the ring and I got a little overexcited. No harm done.

 

No no, Stafford. You said you were gonna call me a pussy to my face and slap me. Then you said you'd be happy to do it (The boxing match). Ottawa is on the way to Montreal. Stop in for a bit. Like you've probably said to many a woman in the day, it'll only take a minute.

Three 3-minute rounds isn't a long time. Add in 1 minute of rest between rounds and that's 11 minutes. Who doesn't have time for that? We can get it done pretty quickly, and you can be on your way with my $500 since you're so confident.

 

Then take 11 minutes out of disappointing your wife and kids and show up like you said you would numerous times.

Fuck, I called this a number of times already. I wondered whether you had it in you. Too bad, I went to the gym today and I was pretty motivated.

Well folks, there you have it. Once again, sly is a no-show.

And the funny part is I didn't have the slightest negative thing about him until he started talking a lot of shit. I've said nothing but complimentary things about the guy for years, saying he was classy and whatnot---but when it came time to settle the bet, classy disappeared.

 

Yeah, Georges St. Pierre has a gym there.

 

Wow, I don't think I've ever had the slightest negative thing to say about you, Royness. You might be right---maybe standing too close to Lou gave me a bit of gamma radiation sickness. ::Anyhow, as LOK would say, God Bless You.

 

Yep, when push came to shove, the Black Stallion turned into My Little Pony. He even let me pat his head and put pink ribbons in his hair.:atu:

 

You're saying you're taller than GSP now ? Damn Buddy you wanna challenge everybody now!

 

I knew Sly would puss out. What a let down. Talked all that shit and as soon as Buddy threw down a real challenge, he's not coming.

 

Forget the coming down to one another's place. That's not fair because one always has to travel a long distance and the other doesn't. It will always create room for excuses. Just take a picture of yourselves up against one of those measuring sticks and post it. How hard is that?

 

The tags are friggin hilarious.

 

Cowardly horse ::

 

They are, the tags on all of these e-battle threads have been superb.

 

Nah, I thought about changing my name though---to Grizzly Adams. Grizzly Adams was outdoorsy like me. He took care of dumb animals, and I was gonna euthanize sly.

I'm still gonna take those pictures though for a laugh. I tried to make it work with sly and I was sincerely offering to host his family and show them as good a time as I could. It just didn't work out. I guess I thought I was more a friend of his than he thought of me. I thought he was nothing but classy when I met him in Toronto and I held that opinion up until about 5-6 days ago.

Hell, maybe it was the bet. Money and vanity make people do strange things at times. If someone is pissed off AND loses $500 AND is shown to be shorter, I dunno. I don't have much vanity. I'm an average-looking guy who likes to lift heavy weights and do outdoorsy even unusual stuff. I've never seen being short as being a big deal, but all the shit talk when I was being sincere started to piss me off.

 

why did Sly wuss out? i thought sly was cool? did he get scared?

Buddy is a beast.. maybe Sly thought about it really happening and got chicken?

 

Yeah, when he said he'd slap me and do this and do that, THAT got my competitive side up. I have no problems being totally cool and polite with someone, but when that type of stuff starts getting thrown around in person, I don't fuck around. I call them to account right away.

I haven't fought or even trained seriously in martial arts or boxing for a long time, but I used to love to fight and train. As soon as I hear talk like that, my head starts thinking, "Oh really, well let's see what we can do about that", but I'm not like that all the time. If someone tries to pull the tiger's tail long enough, sooner or later they'll be getting the business end.

 

What if Steve_Dave said his pet moose could out bowl your pet moose. Would that stoke your competitive fires?

:goodnews:

 

honey hold the tape ::

 

I once challenged Buddy to a moose humping contest, even moved to Canada for a while and went into training humping mooses or meese. When one locked up and drug me all over Hudson Bay, it was Buddy who rescued me by holding up a picture of sly at the moose. That so revolted the moose, that it relaxed and released me, and Buddy mushed his dog sled 1500 miles through the snow with me onboard back to a warm cabin and a snogger full of cheap scotch and cheaper cigars. Thanks Buddy! I owe ya! 'Course I bet sly won't believe this story either! :laughing::Thumbs:

 

Bullshit, my moose has bowling on lockdown! Top of the food chain, baby! ::

 

Sly would probably think I'm talking to him.

 

Buddy, if I am ever up your way I hereby challenge you to a very serious sporting contest......a fish off.

You've been warned.

 

Is Sly's documentary now going to be about Montreal rather than Ottowa?

Maybe stevie could meet him and measure him?