Picture of me with my wife, and the two boys by our Pool!

I tried to give you a chance to make your claim a reality, sly, but negotiations broke down a few seconds after you begged your wife to take you to Nunavut for your vacation. ::

 

If it were an MMA bout, you can bet I'd work in a slam or two. I'd yell out HANZY---and then come up with something creative. Sly's like a buck eighty at most. I can cheat curl that ::

The only thing that wouldn't be fun is me having to mop up the trail of piss that would lead from sly's locker to the ring in order to get my safety deposit back.

 

how did you guess?

This was my conversation:

"Baby, please change the vacation from Ottawa to Montreal! Please!!!"

"Why honey?"

"There's a fat man in Ottawa waiting to beat me up!"

"What?!!" Who's this fat man?"

"Some guy I met on the boxing forum. I insulted him about his mother, goiter neck and smile...now he wants me dead. He's a short fat little brute, scary guy"

"Ok Baby, I understand. i wated to go to Ottawa but in light of this dangerous situation, Montreal it is"

 

"Mrs Attzs wears da pants"? :giggle:

 

Thx man! :bears:


Just a lil rant I went on cause I'm disappointed it's not gonna happen. It's all Sly's fault in my eyes, though...

 

Did you contribute any tags Royness?

 

Not only is LOK unaware of sly's fighting ability, but so is sly---after all, it's never been used. :l2:

My guess is sly's next move in this situation he describes would be to get down on both knees, wet his lips, shuffle forwards, and unzip the guy's zipper. After all, sly knows exactly what to do. ::

 

How do you do that?

 

Right below where it says page 15 in the bottom right, there's a little button that says "edit tags".

 

Not for me.

 

All good. If it's any consolation, I did what I could. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit, but if you could, sly would finally be useful for something.

:l2:

 

What, it must do, on the blue bar. There's basically a box on the bottom with a blue header, on the left it says "Tags" and on the far right it says "Edit tags", then all the tags are in the box below.

 

After all that's happened this week, I would have the courage to walk up to Sly and show him my special "Slystaff FightBeat Portfolio" which I made specially for Sly. It contains my prized collection of Sly photoshops from over the years! And I would not run away. I would look at Sly, point at him and laugh like this --> :atu: And then I would wait to see what Sly would do. Now that we know Sly isn't a real fighter, I don't think I would run away. I feel a lot more confident now.

 

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I guess you interpreted "twitch" differently then?

 

This whole fighting bullshit blows. Why can't you guys just stand barefoot next to each other and take a photo. This whole "debate" was the ridiculous notion that two people who have met each other actually are off by 3 inches on their respective heights. This e-tough guy shit is making me ill.

 

maximum reached...

 

Honey hold the tape. :laugh11::laugh11::laugh11::laugh11:

 

:giggle::bears::bears:

 

Can you each just take a pic standing next to a tap measure? Do it bare foot and in tighty whities

 

It only counts if they both say "Honey, hold the tape." It would be great if she dropped the tape costing her man potential height and then it turned into a domestic situation, possibly divorce. :atu::atu:

 

Ike, do you think Sly is 5'6?

Who do you think packs more heat?

 

I don't give a shit. All I know is that one of them is a fucking lunatic, this whole debate is lunacy.

 

Wow, bitchmade has just reached a new depth. I haven't sent this sad sack of horseshit an email in quite some time. In one of his posts today, he wanted to compare his vagina with my wife's, and all it did was make me laugh.:l2:

Talk about a disgraceful exit. What some people will do to get out of having to pay $500! LOL.

 

Buddy, I think you made him scared for real! Lol

 

Please.

We all know that you're a pussy and scared to death of me. ::

 

"My wife told me we're going to Montreal. I'd like to come down there and kill you in a boxing match and pick up my $500 for being taller, but that's the way it goes! Now I've got to switch my training camp from killer boxing to learning French!"

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I'm not scared! :scared2: