Picture of me with my wife, and the two boys by our Pool!

Your kindness is appreciated. Based on your level of testicular fortitude, I can also promise you're not meeting anyone here to fight.

I did offer you the opportunity to just show up, measure your height, and pay me my $500, but it looks like your wife makes the decisions in your family. <label for="rb_iconid_10"></label>

 

Of course he would, slystaff would never lie about anything---his height, his vacation plans, his willingness to step in a ring and box. Who do you think he is? He would never lie about his wife telling him where he's allowed to take his vacation either. ::

 

Austria or Australia? We can do this as long as my wife tells me our vacation plans in advance.

 

What? You think it's funny? How would you like it if your wife dictated your vacation plans and life decisions to you from day-to-day? That shit can be stressful. She dangles a city in front of you, lets you think you're going there, gets your hopes up, and then tells you you're going somewhere else. That shit's stressful. :l2:

 

You're assuming she'd let him be in the front yard. She might change her mind and make him stand in the backyard that day. ::

 

That was my original intention, but then sly realized he'd have to cough up $500 and get laughed at, so he did everything but call me the Grand Wizard of the KKK to make it not happen. Thank goodness for him that his wife makes the family decisions and changed his vacation destination. <label for="rb_iconid_14"></label>

 

Who the f*ck would lose a fight to some 40 year old, 5'6 guy who does Tai Bo? :: I'd slap Sly in the face! You'd never see an Indian guy slap a black man in the face but I would do it just to see Sly go into some gay as sh*t Tai-Bo stance. And then when Sly tries to beat my ass, I'd slap him again 3 times like Moe does to Curly in the 3 Stooges.:Thumbs:

 

Come to Australia punk-ass-bitch-motherf*cker, and see what a real man looks like. You better hope & pray that my wife forbids it!

 

I'm starting to lose hope that I'll ever know who's taller. ):

 

:laugh11:

 

This is funny....::

What's funnier is DIGGY BOO BOO :atu:

Your mom was on the forum for MONTHS chatting all kindsa shit with forum members. It's only when we finally noticed she had the tendency to defend you at all costs that people started to clue in that it was your mommy.

Who the fuck has a mom that wastes time chatting shit on internet forums? This is the woman that had you sucking on her titties? No wonder you're all fucked up. ::

 

I WANT to laugh at this but the fact that you openly chickened out makes everything you say from here forward completely pointless sly. :dunno:
You guys were set to meet and now you're suddenly booking your trip to Montreal because your wife said so. We all know your wife isn't making any decision whatsoever about any trips.

 

buddy vs sly's height-off is like the fightbeat version of pacquiao-mayweather

 

He certainly has gotten braver and more outspoken since his wife mysteriously changed their vacation destination with 2 weeks remaining. I can just imagine the conversation: "No Stafford, I suddenly want to drive 200km farther than the 500km we were going to drive to Ottawa! I think we'll enjoy the kids complaining in the backseat for 2 extra hours."

:l2:

 

Montreal is vastly superior to Ottawa though

 

Sly's got a large set of e-balls. All he had to do was show up and get his $500 by proving he was taller. And then the situation got a little tense and now he's BSing about his wife making a decision to go to Montreal.
All this time he talked about having fight-training and having been in fights and sh*t when really all he ever did was a few Tae Bo classes.::
Sly was talking sh*t for over a week and then bails out like a cunt, pretending that his wife was the reason for it. And now Sly is back to his sh*t talking in safety, feeling super brave again!

 

There's an easy way to solve this. Have one poster close to Sly go see him and measure him, and have one poster close to Buddy do the same. Use the same brand and model of measuring tape and record the results on video and in pictures. When can we get this on?

 

Sly's avoiding this in every possible way. He won't even post a picture of himself with a tape measure.
Come on Sly!

 

Sly, have you really taken Tae Bo classes?

 

He every dvd made

 

What's he about to do with the rod?

 

You'd have to ask Sly

 

Full Throttle :bears:

 

It's a measuring tape. As soon as sly saw it, he refused to open the packaging on the DVD and got a refund instead.

 

My favourite part about this battle is the fact that Sly is clearly taller than you. ::

 

It does put a slightly different spin on all his insults and tough talk of the past week. ::

 

Actually he isn't, which is why I bet in the first place. ::

 

He clearly is though. Actually.

 

I have my doubts now.:: I think Sly is 5'6-ish. The whole matter could be resolved very quickly if Sly would post his pic with a measuring tape.

 

Sly has to be 5'5 or 5'6 or else he would put a pic up already