Joe Calzaghe vs Chad Dawson at 175..

Discussion in 'Mythical Matchups' started by puerto rock, Aug 6, 2012.

  1. puerto rock

    puerto rock WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    What transpires here?
     
  2. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    I set a bomb off ringside.
     
  3. meetthefeebles

    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

    :laughing::laughing:

    MTF
     
  4. REAL

    REAL Scrub

    I am a big Calzaghe fan and would go with him. Speed and smarts would beat the size and power I think
     
  5. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    In an ideal world, somebody phones Dawson in his dressing room before the fight claiming to have his daughter only to be returned for the ransom of a winning performance. In which case he might go out & bother to throw some fucking punches. Failing that, he throws 10 a round, gets out-jazzercised in 7 of 12 and loses a close decision.
     
  6. REAL

    REAL Scrub


    lol
     
  7. loadedgloves

    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Calzaghe outworks him easily
     
  8. mexican wedding shirt

    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

    Slappy Joe jazzercises the shit out of him, and wins a wide decision.
     
  9. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    Calzaghe beats the living fuck outta that chump
     
  10. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Does he fuck
     
  11. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    Fuck yes, he does
     
  12. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    I doubt Dawson ends the fight with as much as a mouse under an eye.
     
  13. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    That's nice. He's still getting beat up.
     
  14. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Slap avalanche bemusement, y'all
     
  15. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    Welcome to the forum brah :bears:
     
  16. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    Whatever you want to call it, this doesn't end well for Dawson
     
  17. puerto rock

    puerto rock WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    I agree. I really don't see how Dawson beats Calzaghe.

    Its competitive early on, I think. But from the mid rounds on, Joe would just take over with his workrate, hand speed, and angles. Would be 9-3 or 8-4 type score on the cards.

    Dawson is just too methodical in the ring to beat Joe.
     
  18. meetthefeebles

    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

    Presuming that Hut's bomb doesn't go off (:lol:), Calzaghe wins handily. Far too busy for Dawson,who simply doesn't like boxing much.

    MTF
     
  19. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    If Dawson gets that phone call pre fight I think he'd beat Calzaghe
     
  20. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    Lol no you don't. It could be the best Dawson ever, he still loses handily
     
  21. Dog Jones

    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Zaghe would out-work Dawson.

    I'm still puzzled how Dawson stunned Pascal and just stared at him as if he were a bomb because he was afraid to hit him or something.
     
  22. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    :partie:
     
  23. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    Exactly

    Super Faggot tosses a bunch of slaps at him, pumps his legs up and down like Jennifer Beals and outworks a slug of a man who believes he is being charged $10,000 for every punch he throws... then, we get to hear about what an ATG the lame shit is
     
  24. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    LMAO at Slice

    Dawson might have a mild tingle on the side of his face after 12 rounds of slaps... he will be unmarked
     
  25. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    It ends with him standing up, uninjured and unmarked, losing a close decision he could have won had he thrown some punches... he probably knocks that jackass down early as well, failing to follow up, of course.
     
  26. meetthefeebles

    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

    :laughing:

    MTF
     
  27. meetthefeebles

    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

    I long since ceased trying to reason with the Celtic -Alliance on Calzaghe but I always enjoy your contributions when he is brought up in a thread. In this one alone I've actually lol-ed at least three times (especially at the image of Hut, sitting conspiratorily with a deranged grin on his mush as he scatters Joe over a wide radius via explosion).

    MTF
     
  28. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    He does nothing of the sort, it isn't close and Chad would be a battered mess by the end of it. Calzaghe is leagues above this fool.
     
  29. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Based on what? Did he snort coke in Hounslow some time?
     
  30. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    Based on my eyes. I've always thought it was an easy fight for Joe and that he should have taken it before he retired. Dawson isn't on that level.
     

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