Joe Calzaghe vs Chad Dawson at 175..

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  1. puerto rock

    puerto rock WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    What transpires here?
     
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    I am a big Calzaghe fan and would go with him. Speed and smarts would beat the size and power I think
     
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    In an ideal world, somebody phones Dawson in his dressing room before the fight claiming to have his daughter only to be returned for the ransom of a winning performance. In which case he might go out & bother to throw some fucking punches. Failing that, he throws 10 a round, gets out-jazzercised in 7 of 12 and loses a close decision.
     
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    lol
     
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    Calzaghe outworks him easily
     
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    Slappy Joe jazzercises the shit out of him, and wins a wide decision.
     
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    Calzaghe beats the living fuck outta that chump
     
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    Does he fuck
     
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    Fuck yes, he does
     
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    I doubt Dawson ends the fight with as much as a mouse under an eye.
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    That's nice. He's still getting beat up.
     
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    Slap avalanche bemusement, y'all
     
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    Welcome to the forum brah :bears:
     
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    Whatever you want to call it, this doesn't end well for Dawson
     
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    I agree. I really don't see how Dawson beats Calzaghe.

    Its competitive early on, I think. But from the mid rounds on, Joe would just take over with his workrate, hand speed, and angles. Would be 9-3 or 8-4 type score on the cards.

    Dawson is just too methodical in the ring to beat Joe.
     
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    Presuming that Hut's bomb doesn't go off (:lol:), Calzaghe wins handily. Far too busy for Dawson,who simply doesn't like boxing much.

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    If Dawson gets that phone call pre fight I think he'd beat Calzaghe
     
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    Lol no you don't. It could be the best Dawson ever, he still loses handily
     
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    Zaghe would out-work Dawson.

    I'm still puzzled how Dawson stunned Pascal and just stared at him as if he were a bomb because he was afraid to hit him or something.
     
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    Exactly

    Super Faggot tosses a bunch of slaps at him, pumps his legs up and down like Jennifer Beals and outworks a slug of a man who believes he is being charged $10,000 for every punch he throws... then, we get to hear about what an ATG the lame shit is
     
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    LMAO at Slice

    Dawson might have a mild tingle on the side of his face after 12 rounds of slaps... he will be unmarked
     
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    It ends with him standing up, uninjured and unmarked, losing a close decision he could have won had he thrown some punches... he probably knocks that jackass down early as well, failing to follow up, of course.
     
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    I long since ceased trying to reason with the Celtic -Alliance on Calzaghe but I always enjoy your contributions when he is brought up in a thread. In this one alone I've actually lol-ed at least three times (especially at the image of Hut, sitting conspiratorily with a deranged grin on his mush as he scatters Joe over a wide radius via explosion).

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    He does nothing of the sort, it isn't close and Chad would be a battered mess by the end of it. Calzaghe is leagues above this fool.
     
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    Based on what? Did he snort coke in Hounslow some time?
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Based on my eyes. I've always thought it was an easy fight for Joe and that he should have taken it before he retired. Dawson isn't on that level.
     
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