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  1. Jimmy

    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

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    That's him :lol:

    So no point in this fight happening? Who should Khan face next iyo?
     
  2. meetthefeebles

    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

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    A primary school teacher would be a good start. Preferably whilst sitting behind a desk, reciting his three times table.

    MTF
     
  3. *Z*

    *Z* WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Guzman is as credible a fighter as Khan is. Guzman might whoop Khan.
     
  4. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Guzman would KO Khan
     
  5. ILLUMINATI

    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    Guzman was a gifted fighter.....
     
  6. mexican wedding shirt

    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    Is there any chance of the Goozman fight coming off do you think or has Khan definitely dismissed it?
     
  7. Jimmy

    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

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    ^^^ well, Khan has denied it, but you know when one person says one thing, another person is busy making something happen.
     
  8. ILLUMINATI

    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    Khan should fight him....undersized fatty with an undefeated record, though I thought he lose to Funeka. Even with all his wasted time and skills, Guzman is very gifted fighter..might just have what it takes(since it doesn't take much) to rock Khan world again. Danny whatever his name wasn't half as good as Guzman.
     
  9. mexican wedding shirt

    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    Just in case it does come off, fancy a sigbet Hut, or a friendly wee wager?
     
  10. mexican wedding shirt

    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    I would pick both Garcia and Khan to beat Goozman.
     
  11. ILLUMINATI

    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    Sure...Guzman is a at best a 130 pounder...
     
  12. mexican wedding shirt

    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    Yep, I'd pick any of the top guys at 140 over him. I think he was overrated at 130 too.
     
  13. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    :lol:

    My man Z doesn't know Chomsky.
     
  14. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    IF Guzman actually trained, he'd stop Khan. Guz is far more gifted than Garcia. He's just a lazy sack of Dumb-in-a-can shit.
     
  15. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    Not so sure at 140. Maybe though.
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Khan would fuck Guzman up
     
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    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    Who has he beaten at 140 that would indicate that?

    Guzman is hideously overrated, even Khan would beat him in pretty 1 sided fashion. He's also beaten no one at 140.

    Garcia would slap Guzman around too, the guy couldn't even beat Funeka without weight cheating.
     
  18. Hut*Hut

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    If Guzman ended the fight with a single mark on his face I'll paypal you 20 quid.
     
  19. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    He could and did beat Funeka twice. Regardless, Funeka doubtless weighed more in the ring than Guzman has in his entire life.
     
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    I thought Funeka won the first fight clearly. I mean really clearly. And the second fight doesn't count as Guzman cheated.

    Also how do you know Funeka weighed more in the ring than Guzman?

    The only thing we know for sure is Funeka had to make weight and Guzman didn't, and it was pretty telling in the ring.
     
  21. loadedgloves

    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Khan is huge compared to Guzman. He would fuck him up.
     
  22. puerto rock

    puerto rock WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    The thing is, it doesn't really take much brains to fight like Wald Pussy.

    I mean what he does in there is pretty simple and routine. Keep guys at bay with the long jab, tie up whenever in close, push away, and every now and then, throw the right hand.

    I can't say I see Wlad making great adjustments fight by fight. He simply relies on his size and length.

    As far as Khan goes, he's not nearly as naturally gifted as Wald Pussy. And he's in a more competitive division anyway. But he would be best served if he fought in a safety first style that spoils an opponent and doesn't put that chin at risk.

    Now I don't ever see Khan becoming a great fighter. But he would save himself whatever brain cells he has left and a few KO defeats if he adopted a trainer like Manny Steward to make him fight in a more "bitch made" way I guess.
     
  23. loadedgloves

    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    That's a good point. Khan has to pull off fighting like Wald Pussy with less talent and better competition.
     
  24. Irish

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    The comparison to Wlad is stupid, on a number of levels.


    For openers, Wlad is simply better than Khan, all the way.

    Second.....Wlad's biggest calamity as a pro fighter came when Steward was already his coach.


    So....Manny is no panacea, in any case, Wlad is probably making more defensive errors under Steward than he did under Brooks or Sdunek. He gets hit trying to clinch. He get's cut and contused on the inside when he is trying to grab. I've never seen a guy mark up like Khan. His big ears bruise like a cheap nectarine.

    Third, and this is probably the most important point.... Wlad is super disciplined. Khan is not. Eddie Chambers told Steve Bunce that he threw Wlad on the ground to try to get him to loose his cool and it didn't work. The guy held his cool throughout not just the Haye fight but the entire buildup. Ref took a point off Wlad in that fight and Wlad held his cool. Chisora spit in his face and Wlad was like...............[​IMG]
     
  25. Xplosive

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    Manny and Roach are the two most overrated trainers of all time.

    It used to be Buddy McGirt, until everybody started realizing that McGirt was shit.

    And Irish is correct. Wlad is a pussy, but he has a high IQ. That, and he has actual skills.

    Low IQ aside, Khan has NO goddamn skills to speak of! His handspeed, and workrate are the only things he has going for him.
     
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  26. loadedgloves

    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Khan being a hothead is in his blood. I guess in his defense, it's not really a negative thing that he isn't big enough of a pussy to fight like Wald Pussy.
     
  27. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

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    Yeah, but would you pay the PayPal fee, just how confident are you?
     
  28. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

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    I saw the moron run like fuck versus Gomez and Barrera when they hurt him with bodyshots. He's quite the pussy, he's just too inflexible to be a proper pussy, that's why he's a frigid asshole.
     
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    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Wasn't Brewster Steward's first fight with him?
     
  30. Irish

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    Better comp? You really think Danny Garcia could have made any impact at 140/147 down the years? Guys like Haye would have been live dangermen in most eras. Thompson is as big as Wlad. Peter was probably as strong. Throw in the fact that the heavyweight division has ALWAYS been the ONE division where talent could be legitimately substituted for by power, guts, chin or size and my point is strengthened.

    Khan isn't fighting better guys and EVEN if he was he's getting blowed the fuck away by them. Prescott...??? Guys like Gomez and Midget Barrera ran around the place after him. People want to make out that Wlad has 6" and 30lbs over everyone he fights...give me a break.

    What the fuck. Loaded by name, Loaded by nature.:drl:
     

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