FightBeat Post Fight analysis - Martinez vs Chavez

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  1. Punk

    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

    Punk, Sep 16, 2012
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  2. Haymaker

    Haymaker WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Martinez completely pimped Chavez out like a cheap Mexican prostitute,

    :lol: I like it!
     
    Haymaker, Sep 16, 2012
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  3. Haymaker

    Haymaker WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    he pounced on Martinez like a tiger in the night (a small female tiger, but a tiger nonetheless), :l2:
     
    Haymaker, Sep 16, 2012
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  4. Punk

    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

    Instead of a final, brutal, conclusive “tiger pounce” with all guns blazing, Chavez could only manage a “jellyfish wheeze”
     
    Punk, Sep 16, 2012
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  5. Punk

    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

    “Throw punches you idiot” was the cry from the FightBeat executive penthouse lounge for 11.5 rounds....
     
    Punk, Sep 16, 2012
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  6. Haymaker

    Haymaker WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    who wrote that gem?
     
    Haymaker, Sep 16, 2012
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  7. Punk

    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

    Like it on Facebook bitches!
     
    Punk, Sep 16, 2012
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  8. Punk

    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

    Me and 10 beers.
     
    Punk, Sep 16, 2012
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  9. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    finishing up with a powerful flurry to knock the attractive metrosexual Martinez to the canvas. :laughing:
     
    cdogg187, Sep 16, 2012
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    :lol: :lol:
     
    mexican wedding shirt, Sep 16, 2012
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  11. Jimmy

    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

    :lol:

    Excellent work, Punk.
     
    Jimmy, Sep 16, 2012
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  12. Panchyprsss

    Panchyprsss Clogg's LORD PROTECTOR

    That is the most funny boxing report ever on the history of the internet. :l2:
     
    Panchyprsss, Sep 16, 2012
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  13. REEDsART

    REEDsART MATCHMAKER

    Good Shit, Punk...VERY Enjoyable & FightbeatCENTRIC to REED...




    REED:bears:
     
    REEDsART, Sep 16, 2012
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  14. ArturoGatti

    ArturoGatti WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    did Martinez get knocked down once or twice? I only remember once, but everyone is reporting that he was kd'd twice.
     
    ArturoGatti, Sep 16, 2012
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  15. Panchyprsss

    Panchyprsss Clogg's LORD PROTECTOR

    2nd knockdown was a push preceded by a headbutt from Chumpez Jr. It wasn't scored as KD, but a slip.
     
    Panchyprsss, Sep 16, 2012
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  16. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

    Correct version: That is the funniest boxing report ever in the history of the Internet.
     
    Hanz, Sep 16, 2012
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  17. mikE

    mikE "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    That was the quality line in an otherwise flimsy article.
     
    mikE, Sep 17, 2012
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  18. Punk

    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

    Surprised that no one picked up on the "Evita" reference in the article.
     
    Punk, Sep 17, 2012
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  19. Punk

    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

    I prefer the "jellyfish wheeze" comment.
     
    Punk, Sep 17, 2012
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  20. TKO

    TKO Administrator Staff Member

    Just watched the fights: HBO commentator ' it's a brain mismatch'

    Chavez got schooled brilliant performance by Martinez. No need for a re-match.
     
    TKO, Sep 17, 2012
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  21. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    go fuck yourselF, faggoT
     
    cdogg187, Sep 17, 2012
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  22. Jimmy

    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

    Mike don't know what he's chattin' 'bout
     
    Jimmy, Sep 17, 2012
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  23. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm


    Shocking
     
    whiskey, Sep 17, 2012
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    Attractive metrosexual was easily the best part anyway. mikE has bullshit coming out of every pore on his retardeD body.
     
    mexican wedding shirt, Sep 17, 2012
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  25. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King

    Great job Punk! :bears:


    Maybe we need to add a tagline to the FightBeat logo: "Unconventional analysis of the fight game."

    Make it a creative writing outlet. Kind of like what "Grantland" is for "ESPN.com".


    Our writers may need to make up some pseudonyms for themselves however. :stir:
     
    Nobleart, Sep 17, 2012
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  26. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    Agreed.
     
    whiskey, Sep 17, 2012
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  27. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King


    "Chavez Jr. Almost Pulls Out..........."

    By

    Happy Funtime Excellent Reporter Guy



    :pray:
     
    Nobleart, Sep 17, 2012
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  28. mikE

    mikE "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    I didn't know who wrote the article when I made my comment.
    I'm not a buttkissing puss like most of you, particularly the ones who are coming to Punk's defense.
    And calling the article 'flimsy' isn't exacty a harsh criticism, but you hand-holders are like pavlovian bitches.

    Every line doesn't have to be clever or funny. Punk tried too hard, imo.
    The people who disagreed with me, fine. No problem with that.
     
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    mikE, Sep 17, 2012
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    mikE is just so tough and koo.
     
    mexican wedding shirt, Sep 17, 2012
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  30. mikE

    mikE "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Yeah, and you're not. yee haw.
     
    mikE, Sep 17, 2012
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