Audley Harrison vs Roy Jones

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  1. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

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    RJJ from the Ruiz fight vs whatever you consider the best version of Harrison.

    Is the size difference simply too much for Roy, or is Audley too Fraudley?
     
  2. Jimmy

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    Audley seeks help from God after 30 seconds
     
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    Jones wins it, I think... He'd keep moving, get in and out quick and cruise to a points victory... Audley doesn't have the ability to make his size matter against Jones... he'd fight him like he was fighting a 6'5 240 pound guy
     
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    be interesting to see jones jr. fight against a guy who is simply the more talented boxer. what a waste!!!!
     
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    puerto rock WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Roy would slap him around and win an easy decision.
     
  6. LOK

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    Roy would give his serious beating..l due to the size it would go for a while and Roy would beat him up badly

    I'd say within a week after the fight Audley would retire and move to florida he'd be selling octopus in Orlando off a ugly old boat
     
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    Audley would be fetching flounder in Flanders after that beating
     
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    Roid gets beat by KO no doubt
     
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    Roy Would Whip Fraudley Like he was a Stuttering Pollack...



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    Pollack? You wanna call each other ethic slurs fat ass? You wanna go that route ?
     
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    That's QUITE Unnecessary & OFFENSIVE, Homegirl...REED Hasn't Been "Fat" in Almost 2 YEARS Now...& Since WHEN is Pollack an Ethnic Slur????...

    Nice to See that You STILL have HATE in your Bitchmade, Queerbaited Heart...WHENEVER U Wanna U Conjure Up the Cashews to Say that to REED's Face, Let him Know, Polish Piece of Shit...




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    Listen you fat turd. You think you can throw ethic slurs around at other people and get away with it? Fuck that shit. You say Pollack I say n----r you dumb uneducated ignorant black piece of shit. You wanna talk about HATE ? I pick Roid to get KO'ed and you bring out ethic slurs ? You dumb black fuck....You think you're a tough guy now? I'd beat your black fat ass down with ease. Don't even make me laugh you old fat piece of dumb shit.
     
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    Since WHEN is "Pollack" an Ethnic Slur, Pollack???...

    REED is MORE than Tough Enough to Beat YOUR Ass, Sensitive Little Beyotch...& Like he Said, WHENEVER U Wanna Actually DO Something about it, Simply Let REED Know...He's VERY Easy to Find, Unlike that 2 Inch Polish Sausage in your Pants POSING as a Penis...

    REED Makes a Funny about that ACNE Riddled, STUTTERING Pollack that you Obsess Over & you Go All KKK On Him???...Whatever...It's NOT as if REED Gives a Flying Fuck about your INSIGNIFICANT Ass Anyways...So Yeah, WHENEVER U Wanna Actually MAN UP & Say that Shit TO REED, let a Brother Know...

    It'd Be Lewis-Golota All Over Again, Only SHORTER...

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    Google it you dumb shit. It's as offensive to me as it's nagger is offensive to you. KKK ? You dumb shit I'm the last person to be racist but i'm not gonna sit back and let some fat ignorant fuck call me ethic slurs and like it. You don't like the taste of your own medicine ? I didn't think you would you double standard loving bitch. And you really think you could take me ? We both know you don't actually believe that. Don't confuse internet with real life fat man. You don't even know what you're getting into.
     
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    REED Did & Found that it's the Not So Uncommon SURNAME of about 24 Noteworthy People...So Yeah, U're OVERREACTING...

    It's Actually FUNNY that the Word "Pollack" has FREQUENTLY Been Used on the General Forum in Regards to Andrew Golota, yet U've NEVER Taken Issue w/It UNTIL REED Types it...




    REED:laugh11:
     
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    REED Also just did a Forum Search on the Word "Pollack" & there's about 2 PAGES Worth of Threads where the Word is Used @ Least 1nce...But Again, U Only Took Issue w/it when REED Typed it...



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