Rough Night in River Oaks

Tyler Durden · Jan 4, 2008

ILLUMINATI said:

CAN somebody GIVE me a summary of this THREAD....please....:warning:...then i'll decide if i read it....come on...someone....do it....do it....just a little summary...
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Karl made up a lie, similar to one he posted back in October, only this time he made the 6' guy to be big and strong instead of skinny, although with strikingly similar results :: The only twist this time, he bit the 6' behemoth in the boob. Alot of making fun insued, then some ignores followed, you get the gist...... Then LOK showed us why a stroke causes brain damage :dunno:

cdogg187 · Mar 15, 2009

Godfather said: ↑

Karl is rabid and wild, and needed to be held under control.
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:laughing::laughing:

cdogg187 · Mar 15, 2009

Orthodox Crusader said: ↑

oser
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:laughing:

cdogg187 · Mar 15, 2009

StingerKarl said: ↑

Envy my brother LOK, and jealousy is what it is.
The thing is this; when people live vicariously through the deeds of other people, their response is to type trash like they have been typing here.
Not only me, but when other folks here post up stories of their own boxing or fighting experiences, the jealousy comes through from other posters that are safely hidden behind their computers, and would never even dream about getting into a real fight in the ring or on the street.
Dsimon exposed everyone here as never being in a real street fight by telling me that people that "romanticize" street fighting have never been in a serious street fight, and most likely never will.
There is no code of ethics, no glory, no John Wayne "Pow!" when you hit someone and they go out cold, there is just a struggle for life and death and how far someone wants to take it.
I don't wear a uniform, or carry a badge or a gun, and dealing with jilted boyfriends (or even jilted girlfriends) is just a fact of life if you work at an "Exotic Dancing" establishment.
The jilted, or over possesive girlfriends are actually more volatile than the boyfriends are.
Most guys leave when asked when you tell them you are going to call the police who are close by, but the girls are a different story alltogether, they never leave and require the assistance of the cops as you really can't do anything unless you are being attacked, and it has to be an extreme attack.
I've been kicked, scratched, and punched several times by girlfriends, and have had to call the police and have them escorted from the property, but I will never file charges on them, though.
They most always are arrested for disorderly conduct or public intoxication, anyway.
The bad ones are the "dominant" side of the relationship, and I have run into a few of them that look like they could go a few rounds with George Foreman.
There most often is high drama night after night after closing time, it's just a part of the racket, but we hardly ever have any trouble at all from the customers.
There have been only two instances where the guy got a lap dance and didn't have any money to pay the girl and she threw an ashtray at him, and one other time where a guy got on the stage, that was it.
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:atu:

cdogg187 · Mar 15, 2009

dymipepel said: ↑

Karl, why do you have to do these two-bit gigs in low-class joints like River Oak?
It would seem that an accomplished boxing writer, outstanding amateur, sparring bag and Juan Diaz' paid mouthpiece, such as yourself, wouldn't have to resort to low-paying job of security guard at a nudie joint....:dunno:
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a classic

this thread is an embarassment of riches, I wish I had been around when it originally went down

cdogg187 · Mar 15, 2009

Trplsec said: ↑

As the smoke cleared there was only one thing Ace Slaughter knew for sure. He knew that he was the only one still standing. And while the path leading to this point didn't reveal itself as expected, the outcome was never in doubt.

"It comes with territory." Ace thought as he wiped fresh blood from his right hand and smirked ever so slightly. And after 30 years working in the thankless world of bar bouncing, nights like this didn't just come with the territory, they were the territory. Ace was used to the blood and guts. Hell, for Ace this was his oxygen.

As red and blue lights from approaching police cars began to slowly illuminate the dim parking lot, the shear number of bloodied and moaning bodies at his feet devishly impressed Ace. But with the reality of light something else became painfully obvious to Ace. How would he explain this to the local boys in blue?

Houston's finest knew Ace all too well. It seemed hardly a month would pass without some local drunk pinching a dancer's ass and ending up on the misery end of an Ace Slaughter headlock. There were few veteran cops in Houston that hadn't heard Ace's name cursed in emergency rooms around the city by battered, sobbering lowlifes while getting their torn lips stitched or crushed noses snapped back to something resembling normal.
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:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

salaco · Mar 18, 2009

cdogg187 said: ↑

:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:
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That was just genius ::

LOK · Dec 3, 2012

this is the greatest thread in FB history maybe

StingerKarl · Dec 6, 2012

Good thing I quit that job awhile back.

who? · Dec 12, 2012

StingerKarl said: ↑

As some of you good folk here may know, I am a member of security at a high end "Gentleman's Club" club here in Houston, the great Bayou City.
We had a Christmas party last week, and all was going just great.
Terrific food (prime rib, ham, turkey) and a free house bar all spelled for a grand time.
That is, until another jealous boyfriend showed up.
He approached one of our girls in the parking lot, "How are you supposed to love me when you are sucking some guy's cock? We had something special! How can you marry me when you are giving your pussy away for money?"
"I love you you! Come here! Comne here damn you girl, you are my soulmate!"
I approached the kid, about 6 ft, pretty good build and he had been drinking.
"Sir, you are going to have to leave, now!", I said.
He turned on me and drew his left arm back as if he was going to sweep me with his elbow when I pointed and yelled, "The cops!"
He turned to his right and looked back and provided me with the opening I needed.
I jumped up and grabbed his head in a headlock with my left arm and forced him down, he was struggling, and very strong.
I put my right forearm behindhis head and pushed down with all I had, but the kid was rising up, forcing me up.
He pushed me off, and I went down, but jumped back up immediately, but he grabbed me by the head and pulled me tight against his chest, very strong guy and bigger than I.
I did the foirst thing that came to my survival insticts, I bit him, hard as I could on the right pectoral muscle.
He screamed like a bitch after two seconds, released his grip and then I unloaded on him.
A lead right to the left side of his face landed with sickening impact, a follow up left hook to the nose and then he froze in mid air, a follow up right sent him to the pavement, blood was everywhere, on hy hands and clothes, all over the garage.
When he was down I kicked him in the face for good measure, and several minutes later when the police and EMS came, he said I tried to kill him with a knife, which was totally untrue.
I just gave my statment and was released at the scene to RTW, but I don't know what became of this punk as Ginger was fired that evening for mixing her personal life with her job as a dancer, a definite conflict of interst if I ever saw one.
I am a bit sore now, particularly in the lower back.
Come on dsimon, give us some similar bouncing stories.
Karl
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LOK · Dec 12, 2012

StingerKarl said: ↑

Good thing I quit that job awhile back.
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it is a good think Stinger, this is a dangerous line of business

LOK · Dec 12, 2012

stinger don't listen to these assholes who are only typist

Roll With The Punches · Dec 13, 2012

that post by Trplsac was amazing :bears: what a talent

ArturoGatti · Dec 15, 2012

Ace Slaughter:laugh11:

StingerKarl · Dec 26, 2012

Let it die, baby. That place was razed last year.

Xplosive · Jun 11, 2013

Trplsec said: ↑

As the smoke cleared there was only one thing Ace Slaughter knew for sure. He knew that he was the only one still standing. And while the path leading to this point didn't reveal itself as expected, the outcome was never in doubt.

"It comes with territory." Ace thought as he wiped fresh blood from his right hand and smirked ever so slightly. And after 30 years working in the thankless world of bar bouncing, nights like this didn't just come with the territory, they were the territory. Ace was used to the blood and guts. Hell, for Ace this was his oxygen.

As red and blue lights from approaching police cars began to slowly illuminate the dim parking lot, the shear number of bloodied and moaning bodies at his feet devishly impressed Ace. But with the reality of light something else became painfully obvious to Ace. How would he explain this to the local boys in blue?

Houston's finest knew Ace all too well. It seemed hardly a month would pass without some local drunk pinching a dancer's ass and ending up on the misery end of an Ace Slaughter headlock. There were few veteran cops in Houston that hadn't heard Ace's name cursed in emergency rooms around the city by battered, sobbering lowlifes while getting their torn lips stitched or crushed noses snapped back to something resembling normal.
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:l1::l1::l1::l1:

StingerKarl · Jun 19, 2013

Xplosive said: ↑

:l1::l1::l1::l1:
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WHOA..WHOA WHOA!!!!!!!

That was GREAT!

LOL! LOL!

Ace Slaughter would MURDER THE BABY COW!

Hah Hah! HAH HAH!

GREAT!

LOK · Jun 19, 2013

StingerKarl said: ↑

WHOA..WHOA WHOA!!!!!!!

That was GREAT!

LOL! LOL!

Ace Slaughter would MURDER THE BABY COW!

Hah Hah! HAH HAH!

GREAT!
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:bears:

steve_dave · Jun 20, 2013

You ok, Karl?

Bricklayer70 · Apr 9, 2014

KARL........COME OUT TO PLAYYYYYYYYY AYYYYYYYYYY!

Joe King · Apr 22, 2014

Bricklayer70 said: ↑

KARL........COME OUT TO PLAYYYYYYYYY AYYYYYYYYYY!
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Shut up Steve Dave. You crybaby bitch.

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