Ricky Hatton vs Rusian Provodnikov @ 140

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  1. Jimmy

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    How's this go down?
     
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    Hatton leaps in with one shot and holds and hits a bunch... The Russkie stuns him a few times but is basically hampered by Hatton constantly holding and humping him. Since the Russkie lacks the skills necessary to prevent Hatton from humping him, he would be "outworked" and lose a decision

    If Joseph "Fight Him" Cooper is the ref... Hatton has to trade and probably gets stopped by the heavy handed Russkie
     
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    I like Provo, but I think he's too slow for a prime Hatton.

    Giving a PRIME Floyd a rough fight is more impressive than giving Hell to Timmy the head.
     
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    he got the shit beat out of him by Mayweather, wasn't close... the only "hell" he gave was from his attempts to have sex with Mayweather
     
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    For the first 4 rounds or so he was troubling Floyd but after that yeah, it was just humping.
     
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    yup

    Stinger Smegman was famous for that same tactic... he would latch on to his opponent and hump away while growling through his mouthpiece, telling his opponent "I'm going to put my evil inside of you"
     
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