Fernando Vargas vs Chris Arreola

Discussion in 'Mythical Matchups' started by loadedgloves, Apr 24, 2013.

  1. loadedgloves

    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    In an eating contest. Who wins?

    Arreola has the natural size advantage, but Feroz has shown the ability to literally double his weight in just a few months after a fight.

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  2. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    Pound 4 pound or straight up?
     
  3. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    I could see Vargas getting off to a fast start, after 10 minutes, he is well ahead; his pile of pies, hot dogs, Michelob, hot wings, doughnuts rapidly shrinking as he pounds the grub... but, Arreola, slow and steady, keeps a consistent pace and by the 20 minute mark he has overtaken a fading Vargas... at the one hour mark, Arreola has moved on to a stack of Eskimo Pies in the freezer while the official in charge waves the contest off to protect a dazed Vargas, blueberry pie filling trickling down his chins, sweat pouring from his brow

    Arreola by TKO
     
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    I say Vargas. Arreola too lazy, Vargas too much aztec warrior spirit.
     
  5. loadedgloves

    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    :lol:

    straight up. size should be no barrier, kobayashi is smaller than both men
     
  6. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    :hammert:
     
  7. Dog Jones

    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    What is the equivalent of out-boxing someone in an eating contest because that's what Vargas would do to Arreola
     
  8. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

    i never liked vargas but fairyola's name doesnt belong in the same sentence as his.
     
  9. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

    I think the equivalent is eating more than the other guy.
     
  10. loadedgloves

    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    as a fighter, vargas was obviously head & shoulders above a guy like arreola.

    but at the buffet table, i think arreola would give him a run for his money..
     
  11. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    David Tua would knock out both with a left hook and have the entire buffet table for himself.
     
  12. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    :lol:
     
  13. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    :laughing:
     
  14. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    :mj:
     
  15. Captain Obvious

    Captain Obvious WBC Champion

    Both of these men are mexican.
     
  16. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    :lol: :lol:

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  17. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    :laughing:
     
  18. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

     
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