Joe Louis vs Tyson Fury

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  1. Hut*Hut

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    Louis via death. Ugo?
     
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    Fury KO 1
     
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    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Maybe if Fury punches himself in the face in his clumsy, greasy terror
     
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    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

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    :lol: yeah, Fury would rather knock himself out than take a shot off Louis.
     
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    :bears: Looking at that you could kind of imagine Louis facing Vitali.
     
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    Louis was a bad motherfucker. Perfect torque, leverage and balance on every shot, it's sexy art.
     
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    And now we have Tyson Fury :lol:
     
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    Fury's limbs communicate via 28k dial up.
     
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    Don't think Louis has much of a shot against a guy 70lbs heavier and 8 inches taller.

    P4P Louis would knock him out but size and strength is a talent in boxing.


    But Fury might knock himself out so there's always that.
     
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    If Fury was considerably better i think the size difference would be too great, however he's pretty lousy. Louis would time him, and then punch him really hard in the face.
     
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    we're talking about the guy who got dropped hard by steve cunningham, right?
     
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    Fury would be singing Silent Night in his dreams after getting sparked out by Louis.
     
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    Choof de choof. Louis is great to watch, my second favourite heavyweight after Tyson.
     
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    His clumsy arse slipped on wet spot
     
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    Is fury any better than giants like Abe Simon that Louis massacred? My eyes tell me no... Agree with Louis via death
     
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