Commentary teams that would NOT work well together!

First that came to mind is if Al Bernstein and Merchant worked together. Could you image those two calling a fight like Alexander-Bailey together?

Bernstein "You know, lemme you! This might not be very pleasing to the eye, but I think this is a VERY intriguing chess match between two tactical, intelligent fighters. Don't you agree Larry?"

Merchant "This fight....... reminds me..... of the colonoscopy I had last week. I just want it to be OVER. Where's my fuckin Jack n Coke?"

Other examples?

 

Merchant would Be an ILL Fit for MOST Other Commentary Teams...He was a PRICK...




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Roy Jones Jr and Tony Paige. Mr Paige would be too busy attempting to suck Jones jr off during the telecast.

 

"I see..... some blood...... streaming out the nose.......of REED. Not sure it came from a punch or not."

 

Howard Cosell & Larry Merchant would Be FUN to Listen to, just for the EGO Clashes....




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Then SHIT, just image if they made Sweet Pea Whitaker the 3rd man on HBO."

 

Mike Tyson & Teddy Atlas would Be a VERY Awkward Commentary Tandem....




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Holy shit it would be fuckin hilarious!

Two old, bitter, ego-maniac drunks.

 

pee wee whitaker would be a better booth mate of ferdie pacheco

 

"Gun to my head, I dunno who to pick in this one. No pun intended, Mike."

 

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Merchant rulez. A one man commentary team of Merchant is better than every other broadcaster put together.

 

Mauro Ranallo and Larry Holmes

Mauro "LARRY!! KHAN SURE IS DISPLAYING THE VESTIGES OF THIS WAR, ISNT HE!?!?!"

Holmes "Welp, I don't know what a vestige is, but he sure is getting his ass whupped that's for sure."

 

czyz and merchant would have a booth blood alcohol level of .3

 

First ever telecast sponsored by Bacardi.

 

James Toney and Riddick Bowe. It would go something like this

James Toney " ahghghg ahg 4 hjh4 hjkgh niggaa g ahjdshfd ghjweuhi hignigga eb ghag ghagr rzurr zu ru nigga hshga e anigga nigagah hahhahg nahe a bitchskos ahga ang werernv nigga nirhare hnigga "

Riddick Bowe "jre hre u agha naere niggagna ahghe oopr la horohg hiere win thte a rhe nigga rhera round aherg bhiraer comeback baher her anigga theer bitchkos ghagher we whn nigga"

 

Bowe "JT you big ugly bum! You couldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight!"

Toney "I busted yo mama last night tho!"

 

Commentary would look like this

Round 2 Larry!

Round 5 Bobby!

Round 8 Larry!!

And you'd hear that before the fight even started

 

Teddy Atlas and Evander.

"Hollyfield, dese guys ain't got the HAARRTT that you had! Dey was brought along easy by Golden Boy and Di La Hoya."

 

Tony Ayala Jr. and Julie Lederman.

 

However, the winner goes to: Ferdie Pacheco and Merchant.

Jesus H. Christ could you image it?

 

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Czyz didn't drink on the job.

 

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David Haye and Paulie Malignaggi

I bet in a fight that goes the full 12 rounds that Haye doesn't utter a word after the 2nd or 3rd round. Paulie would just lock him down. It would be like Steven Hawking trying to get a word in at a Hitler Jugend rally.

 

Gil Clancy and Howard Cosell wouldn't work well together because they're both dead.

 

Ruptured a girls bladder during one amorous tryst, I heard. Charming.