David Haye vs Rocky Marciano @ 200

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  1. Hut*Hut

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    15 rounds. Cha hink?
     
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    whiskey Czarcasm

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    My guess it depends on how the early rounds go. If Rocky can handle Haye's combination of hand speed and power he would grind him down. As tough as a bastard as Marciano was, he was pretty crude even for his era.
     
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    'Crude' for 1955 is sophisticated as hell for 2013, imo. I think Rocky walks through him, might not take long
     
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    Haye could drop him early but Rocky will get to him at some point. Haye tends to descend into a sloppy mess after only a few rounds of fighting.
     
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    If Mormeck can almost fuck Haye up in 4 rounds, I have little doubt Marciano could get rid of him by then.
     
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  6. cdogg187

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    Marciano by KO eventually, probably suffers a flash knockdown early on a right hand, gets up and goes to work
     
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    At 200lbs Haye is a different animal to the 215lb version. He has trouble with short, stocky fighters who cover up and give him few clear gaps, give him very little time to think and very little time to get his wind back.

    Marciano was dropped TWICE in 49 fights....the notion of him being this easily-tagged, easily-cut automaton is a pure Bert Sugarism.
     
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    It really is and he was not even particularly prone to cuts, either
     
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    Depends...

    Does Haye have 9 or 10 HEALTHY Toes???....





    REED:dunno:
     
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    Haymaker WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    when was the last time Haye dropped an opponent?
     
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    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    His last fight.
     
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    :lol:
     
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  13. Hut*Hut

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    Roughly every fight he ever has against anyone under 8 feet tall.
     
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    :lol: Aye
     
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    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    Rocky would perform sodomy
     
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    Rocky would have Haye herding Hogs in Hooterville by Halloween
     
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    AgREED

    Haye would be cockstroking cockatoos in Croatia within a week!
     
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    Haye would be polishing plums in Parma by President's Day!
     
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    this would be a mismatch...Marciano briefly dropped twice in his career by legendary fighters in Walcott and Moore

    hard to imagine Haye putting him down...maybe stunning him but that doesnt count for much

    Marciano by KO in 4
     
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  22. Neil

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    ya because David Haye would be the favorite against one of the hardest punching relentless heavyweights of all time who never lost...LOL
     
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  24. Neil

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    coincidence this chap showed up around the time of the malignaggi fight?
     
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    I hate Malignaggi
     
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    coincidence eh?
     
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    yes porky...i watched one fighter that i dislike lose to another fighter I dislike more....i felt inspired to pay a visit
     
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    Everyone is channeling Ramonza in this thread.

    A prime Marciano would've been a super middleweight or light heavy in today's day-before-weigh-in game. He would've never fought a solid 215 lb Haye, and if he had, he would've probably gotten stopped.

    Also, if the internet had been around in the 1950s, everyone would've shredded Marciano for fighting bums and washed up fighters. If Calzaghe had been around in the 1950s, he'd probably be a legend today too. "the only fighters who dropped him were the legendary Roy Jones Jr & Bernard Hopkins!"
     
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    Steffanza is here to speak on his behalf
     
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    Haye would ko him without much trouble
     
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