Terry Norris vs Kermit Cintron at 154.

Does Kermit jump out of the ring?? ::

 

Well, it's either he jumps out the ring, or Norris batters him and stops him inside of 4. Probably the latter.

 

Norris would have Kermit moonlighting for the muppets within a month

 

Norris would simply suplex Simptron & have him singing showtunes in a shitty Saginaw cess pool by the second saturday of september.

 

Norris would have Kermit cooking kielbasa in Kensington on a Kenmore by Christmas

 

I don't think Norris could escape a dq loss here.

Even if Cintron jumped out of the ring Terry would follow him outside and keep punching.

 

Would Norris beat him with the stretcher WWF style? ::

 

I think Norris punches Cintron while he's down and winds up being DQ'ed.

Afterwards, the Academy Awards sanctioning body officials enter the ring and hand a crying Cintron an Oscar.

 

:bears: EXCELLENT ! ::

 

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Is this Prime Cintron, or the Faggy Amphibian version? Prime Cintron loses badly and faggy frog version loses worse.

 

I really don't think it would matter. The "prime" Cintron might have a had a bit more confidence going, in but that would change as after Norris pasted him a few times. He always sucked ass, age and wear and tear didn't make all that big a difference.

 

Norris would have the frying fritters in Fallujah under a flag that said "gy's Frits"

 

I'm quite surprised he's not doing it already.

 

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