So...who should play Batman?

He's too tall.

 

Anyone can play Batman....but if they ever do another movie w/ the Joker....I want to see Daniel Day-Lewis to play HIM....:stunned:

 

THIS!!!...

Ving Rhames Should Be Batman...Chazz Bono as Robin...The Chick who Played Precious as Catwoman...& Let Jack Nicholson Portray the Joker AGAIN, Fuck it...Flavor Flav Could Be Alfred...



REED:scared:

 

Criminal/Rapist - "Who are You?"

Batman - "I'm Batman, Mr. Soon-To-Be-Living-The-Rest-of-His-Short-Ass-Life-In-Agonizing-Pain Rapist! When I throw you off this building you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.

:bears:

 

Can one of you nerds explain something to me? How is Batman versus Superman supposed to be competitive and even more confusingly how is is supposed to work out that Batman BEATS Superman? I mean Batman is just some regular guy with no super powers, wearing a bullet proof gear and some gadgets, and Superman is well he's fucking Superman. How does that work out? Nerds Help!!

 

Kryptonite Batsuit. Motherfucking think it out man! :eye:


Plus, Superman is a mental midget. How many times did he get outsmarted by that weakling bald headed Gene Hackman looking fucker?

 

Yep...

Superman's a MEATHEAD, Whereas Batman's a SCIENCE GEEK...GEEK + SCIENCE Beats Superman....



REED:will:

 

:: my thoughts exactly

 

s/Batman/all superhero movies

 

Yep...Justice League, DC Comics' ANSWER to the Avengers....



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David Spade should play Batman. I would watch that.

 

That sounds like The Jefferson's Halloween Special.

 

I nominate DMX to play Batman.

 

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Now Orlando Bloom is being mentioned as another candidate for Batman.

 

He'd be almost as good as DMX or Johnny Manziel. I approve of this rumor. :bears:

 

Today's rumor is that Warner Bros is offering Christian Bale $50 million to reprise Batman in Man of Steel sequel. http://finance.yahoo.com/news/christian-bale-reportedly-offered-50-170800416.html