OLDBOY (remake) Redband Trailer NSFW

Discussion in 'Movies & Televison: Reviews, Discussions & Debate' started by Panchyprsss, Aug 14, 2013.

  1. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

    When did I ignore him. What am I missing?
     
  2. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

    He wants you to watch a movie about urine.
     
  3. Rainmaker

    Rainmaker "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    cdogg can be cast as the guy that gets fucked in the ass by a horse.
     
  4. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    yah ah hah habba han hahaha habba is their a parts for a men who has buttsecks hah habba hah with a camel? stainmaker hahah habba han wood be grate for that habba hah hah habbhan
     
  5. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

    i already saw that movie.
     
  6. Trplsec

    Trplsec Sleeps in a Cage

    Well, he'd have to audition. There's no guarantee he gets he part. The script calls for a dimunitive brunette.
     
  7. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    this makes Stainmaker ideal for the job
     
  8. ArturoGatti

    ArturoGatti WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    :lol:
    you the man steve:Thumbs:
     
  9. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

    Just be nice to Gatti.
     
  10. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck


    :bears:
     
  11. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

    Come on now. Who is nicer to Gatti than me? I practically raised that kid.
     
  12. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    :lol:
     
  13. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

    Did you see oldboy yet Clogg?
     
  14. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King


    Clogg don't need to see no Oldboy. Clogg IS Oldboy. Clogg got mad incestuous fever dream revenge fantasy skills. Clogg know how to use hammer, Clogg know how to use hammer good.

    :fightme:
     
  15. TKO

    TKO Administrator Staff Member

    damn spoiler alert!
     
  16. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King


    Clogg don't care bout no spoiler alert, Clogg knows all ahead of time. For example, Clogg know "Apocalypse Now" end badly for Colonel Kurtz despite Clogg never getting past the little Larry Fishburne death scene. Clogg cry in Frosted Flakes and not want to go on. Clogg take screenwriting classes, Clogg know what happen next.
     
  17. TKO

    TKO Administrator Staff Member

    :lol:

    Oldboy; A biopic, The trials and tribulations of Mr. C.Dawg
     
  18. ArturoGatti

    ArturoGatti WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    this is getting TERRIBLE reviews.
     
  19. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

    not only that, but supposedly it's one of the biggest flops in history.
     
  20. ArturoGatti

    ArturoGatti WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

  21. Panchyprsss

    Panchyprsss Clogg's LORD PROTECTOR

    This bomb doesn't help Spike Lee's resume.:blackcloud:
     
  22. Rainmaker

    Rainmaker "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Just watched the movie. It is a very good movie imo. That the movie is very similar to the Original doesn't make it a bad movie. If the Original didn't exist, the movie would have much better ratings. Off that I am sure.
     
  23. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    I finally saw the original (after Anthony commanded me to do so in Paltalk) and I didn't like it, I have no interest in watching it again

    It's technically tremendous, high-end stuff... Inventive camera work, excellent acting, the director definitely knows what he is doing... as a production, it really is incredibly well done

    But I found the story utterly preposterous and the violence gratuitous... I'll never be convinced that the level of violence (not to mention the unfortunate fate of a random Octopus) depicted in this film was actually necessary or that it is meant to show us the lamentable side-effects of revenge fantasies... I call bullshit on that, it was there to shock/horrify half the audience and provide cheap thrills for the sicker viewers... The performers did well to even make this story watchable in movie form but it was totally ridiculous and beyond convoluted

    I know I am definitely in the minority on this as the film has an 80% Fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes and only a handful of respected critics disliked the film like I did, but I stand by my thoughts on it... I'm convinced it's a great technical film but I don;t think it's even a mediocre piece of art
     
  24. TraZ

    TraZ WBC Champion

    the hallway scene is one of the best ever

    fuck i hate hollywood
     
  25. ArturoGatti

    ArturoGatti WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    that was a great fight scene. i think the movie is great, but I see where you're coming from clog. The Koreans/Japanese are twisted little fuckers.
     
  26. Andrew

    Andrew "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    I havent seen the original, but stumbled across the remake the other day.

    Enjoyable movie, give it a 6.5.
     
  27. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

    You gotta be fucking kidding me. Im so so so sorry.
     
  28. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    Yeah, just not my thing

    I was technically very impressed
     

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