White Sox stadium is going to be crazy tonight. Oh so crazy

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    Fonfara Looks like a 175lb Jason SHITzau....



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    indeed
     
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    I saw the thread title and thought maybe they were having Carlton Fisk, Minnie Minoso and Billy Pierce bobblehead night or something
     
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    one judge had fraudfara ahead. campillo was fucked either way it seems.
     
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    Enjoyable card. The 2nd fight was nice.
     
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    WTF, did Teddy forget to take his pills before the fights last night.

    He called Granado an "idiot" at one point.

    Yeah Teddy we get it........."Tall guy fight outside"............"short guy fight inside".

    Then he wants to start hanging judges before the Fonfara fight is even over. He was sooooooo pissed when Campillo got knocked out, I swear he was going to go find Ozzie Guillen and start screaming at him in Spanish.

    :palm:
     
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    He even admitted on the air that his wife texted him to ask what the fuck was wrong.
     
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    I could have sworn they had three judges at fights nowadays. Teddy must have spiked your Corn Flakes.
     
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    :lol: I missed that. I think Teddy needs an intervention of some sort. They should have cut to Micheal Moorer between rounds. "Teddy, your wife called, says she's disappointed in your performance tonight, you don't want to disappoint your wife and kids, do you Teddy?".
     
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    :lol: :lol:
     
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    :lol: Teddy Atlas is a bias idiot
     
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    Anybody else get uncomfortable when Teddy does the strategy face-off with some unsuspecting borderline recognizable celebrity at the fight? I guess Raul.......Saul.........whatever the fuck that lackey's name is who usually does that, wasn't available.

    Ron Kittle? :lol: I felt bad for him.

    It's always super awkward, and I have to fast forward if I have it recorded on the DVR when I'm watching. It's like being thrown in a scene with a cross between Fire Marshall Bill and the "Raging Bull" version of Jake LaMotta.
     
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    and the other two judges had it campillo by 2 rounds. he was fucked. he had won all but 1 round until he was dropped.
     
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    See, this is how it works. If you win on two of the judges scorecards, you win the fight.

    If you knock the other guy the fuck out with a body shot............you also win the fight.

    Campillo had all his bases covered and ended up sucking wind on the canvas, long before the fight was supposed to be over.............so I see no reason for any ooootrage.

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    Kneel is just grumpy because he didn't get his Vitamin Dick last night.
     
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    They really had Ron Kittle on?:lol:
     
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    atlas molested him
     
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    Quite literally. I predict the 1983 AL Rookie Of The Year is gonna need future counseling.

    "Ron Kittle, how would you go about beating Fonfara if you were Campillo?"

    blank look, puts fists up

    "Ron Kittle, how would you go about beating Campillo if you were Fonfara?"

    blank look, puts fists up


    Teddy proceeds to position Ron Kittle like a skeevy golf instructor teaching a pre-pubescent Korean schoolgirl how to putt for the first time.
     
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    How does teddy keep getting work?
     
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    Sadly, Kittle remained a rookie for the rest of his career... He never learned to draw a walk, he swung for the fences, struck out all the time... He couldn't run, was poor defensively... He was like a thinner Steve "Bye Bye" Balboni
     
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