Oscar De La Hoya vs. Ricky Hatton @ 140 & WW

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  1. Dog Jones

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    Assuming both come into the ring coked up, who wins?
     
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    Who knows when DLH started coking up. Hatton was definitely ALWAYS coking up! It likely helped him lose weight, since he was always blowing up between fights. The answer as to who wins is obvious. The cross dresser would have stopped Hatton inside of 6 at either weight.
     
  3. loadedgloves

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    Any remotely serviceable version of DLH destroys any version of Hatton
     
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    Agre with my man loadedgloves

    ANY DLH whips Ricky
     
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    DLH would knock the shit out of Hatton at either weight

    That fast left hook? forget about it... Hatton gets blasted
     
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    I don't care if DLH is 130 and Hatotn is 630lbs

    DLH stretches him
     
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    What makes you so sure about Hatton?

    IMO, Ricky was fine / clean when he was training. It was after boxing his problems began. As far as I know heavy coke use has the opposite effect, you gain weight.

    Hatton was tough at 140, Oscar UD.
     
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    DLH destroys Hatton, even the guy who lost to Pacquiao
     
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    Come on, I wouldn't even pick that version of DLH over Ben Tackie
     
  10. LOK

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    Lets not go crazy.. DLH that fougt PAC was in BAAAAD shape..

    That said...a in shape DLH.....?
    I don't care if DLH was 14o and Hatton was 840!!
     
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    Hatton wasn't very good, I'd pick any version of DLH to beat him. The shot to shit version of Oscar still performed better against Pac than Hatton did
     
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    Hoya would dress in crotchless panties and fishnets and dress Hatton up like a Christopher St. Gay Bar Leather Boy in assless chaps and mount him, putting it in DRY while pointing at JOE CORTEZ and then waving at his own ass and saying "put it in me while I fuck him" and Cortez would say "I'm fair but I'm FIRM" and comply with the request in front of a horrified audience of Manchester Shitty FC supporters
     
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    i just came
     
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    let the record reflect that delahoya never had a legitimate victory over anyone as good as a prime ricky hatton
     
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    I don't much like Ricky Hatton's chances against Quartey/Whitaker/Trinidad... Hell, I'm not thrilled with his chances against Wilfredo Rivera, either
     
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    Neil, I know you hate Hoya as much as I do, but you can't believe that Hatton's chin is holding up all night under DLH's left hook. Oscar stretches him at some point.
     
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    hatton never had a victory over anyone as good as a prime DLH either. but DLH beat better fighters than hatton did.. hatton's best win was a faded tszyu
     
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    delahoya is the king of mythical matchups now i guess. i made no prediction, i just stated a fact. does anyone dispute my claim? if so, who?
     
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    Vargas was better than Hatton.
     
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    nope. vargas looked terrible in fights prior to facing delahoya
     
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    Yep, and he looked excellent against Oscar.
     
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    his physique?
     
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    His performance.
     
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    Vargas was a better fighter than Hatton, IMO

    He didn't have as a good (long, anyway) a career because he was unlucky to be around with guys like Trinidad and DLH there, but if he had the same ho-hum level of comp Hatton did, he would have lasted a lot longer... He couldn't beat Trinidad or Oscar De La Hoya

    And neither would Ricky Hatton

    As far as I am concerned, Hoya beat Trinidad clearly and the Quartey fight is by no means a clear-cut robbery... it could have been scored either way and the 12th round was enormous for Hoya (this is, again, another guy Ricky Hatton would take a beating from) ... I thought Pete deserved the decision against Hoya, but how would Hatton have fared against that same Whitaker?

    Hoya dominated Wilfredo Rivera, anybody like Hatton to beat him?

    I'm a Hoya detractor and I was never a fan, but he's clearly on another level from a guy like Hatton, who was a decent, serviceable champ
     
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    I'd LOVE to be able to say that Hatton would beat that phony, cross dressing, coke snorting cock sucker. But it simply wouldn't happen. For ONE, Oscar's jab would cut Hatton's face to ribbons. For TWO, Ricky would walk into a big hook, and end up on his back.
     

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