Dereck Chisora vs Edmund Gerber for Euro title tonight - German hopes crushed

Here is Bunce...............blah blah....blah blah......interruopted by Rosenjew, then Shitty Go Go.......................more shitty go go..............Bunce says Chisora has made a statement.........its all about getting in line, and making a statement on the World stage...........Rosenjew interrupts.........Shitty Go Go now..........

 

I though he was born in Germany but apparently I was wrong.

The thing is, it is absolutely true that Sauerland is desperate to find German-born fighters (my friend works for them and told me this). I thought that's the reason they have kept Gerber in the team for this long even though he clearly is rubbish, but apparently there is some other reason

 

Chisora making atavistic noises...........I suppose all you get out of a pig is a grunt...............grunt grunt grunt..............grunt grunt..............Chisora being praised.............says he wil be 15 stone the next time he will be in the ring, says he is better than everyone in Great Britain and that he has woken up............now Warren is speaking..........lying.......Dereck is now in shape, the engine is there, the brain is there, Tyson Fury does not have an opponent......he moots Fury vs Chisora this December........now the trainer speaks.....this is 8 years of work, he says. Chisora concludes.........."grunt grunt grunt".

Now back to Shitty Go Go and Dunce.

Bunce: "Chisora vs Fury......great fight...........Haye is going after winner of Povetkin vs Fury"......says Bunce.

 

In shape Chisora is probably the best fighter in the division right now

 

Grunt grunt, grunt grunt grunt, Dereck the pot-bellied truffle pig.

 

They should find an decent white unknown prospect and have him his legally change his last name to Schmeling. Hype him up as the grandson and give a bit of money to the family to keep their mouths shut.

 

That's why Haye destroyed his ass.

 

I think Gerber is a stud, very solid fighter. He just ran into the beast that is a in shape Chisora

 

:giggle: he isn't even in the top-10 in this solid era

 

No, but he'd give Axel Putz, Bobby Jizz and Frans Boater good fights. AND THEY WERE CONTENDERS MAN!!!

Plus he'd expose that shuffling faggit Mike Moorer for the bum that he was..

 

I fucking hate Chisora.

 

Bobby Jizz ::

 

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Chisora looked good against a mediocre opponent.

 

Yeah, in shape he'd make the Klits and Irish cry in the same night.

 

Yes. With laughter.

Dereck would be "Grunty grunt dee grunt, for I am the truffle pig of Finchley, behold my snoutish ways"

 

That's not fair. Frans Boater has had numerous injuries and you know it! issed:

 

'The truffle pig of finchley' ::

 

I want to see this in shape Chisora take on Fury in a rematch. Be a cracking fight.

 

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If there is a mouldy copse up in North London, I would bring Dereck scouring some day. Tell him there is a title shot in it if he gets down in the mouldy undergrowth and roots up a few prize fungi....he'd be balls deep in rotting leaves in no time, snorting away, chortling contentedly, snout deep in wood that's even deader than that Gerber fella. Here he is,all kitted out for a days truffling.

"HE GRASSED ME!!!"




On the other hand, here is the gorgeous Tim Piglet we have all come to love and admire.

 

Agreed. King of the Trufflers vs The Finchley Fungus Fetcher. It would be epic.