Dana White - "Klitschkos a fucking embarassment to boxing"

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unlike cryrish, white speaketh the truth here

 

Dana:

"UFC has reached something of an apogee, a peak, and is starting to plateau, as the Tour De France steals away viewers to its own version of lycra clad, doping entertainment. So I need to come out and say something Murican to the Muricans and that eggplanter lover Neil to rally the troops. Hell yeah, freedom and why is my dollar so worthless".

 

If a Leaf, in the Woods, Hit Wlad on the Chin & KO'ed him, Would Boxrec Count that as a LOSS???...




REED:lance:

 

Yes. But Wlad would be too busy tree hugging to get hit by a leaf.

And Irish would go on and on and on and on and on and on forever trying to make a case that Wlad wasn't actually tree hugging but actually "tree LEANING".

 

Irish Would Focus on Wlad's "Educated" Left Hand....



REED:hammert:

 

Nah, that only happened a few times. I watched that Williamson fight and that was a pretty good scrap, lots of leather landed across the board. Same as the Barret fight, both Peter fights, Mercer fight. He's often let the hands go and won.

 

Has that fucking eggplant resolved the financial crisis yet? If an eggplant is thwarted by John Boehner, but Fox don't report it, then is the eggplant really thwarted?

 

:boring:

 

Hi there. Or "Hai Der", as they say in Germany, where they rob you.


Vitali Klitschko is not Wladimir Klitschko, can I trust you to impart this vital example of meiosis to Monsieur White?

 

Why would I give a shit what Dana White thinks or says about anything?

And stop being a dope...you know I don't lump both brothers together. So saying that just for the sake of your stupid agenda is a waste of time

 

Because he heads up an organization with more lycra and peds in it than cycling, and tells the youth of the USA that pressing your shrunken gonads into another mans face is the way to go. And when he runs out of angles, he resorts to cheap baiting.

Also, he is fat and white and bald. Fuck is the matter with you?

You ain't down with this are you? Say it isn't so, Joe.

 

Remember when I said you sometimes post something worth reading?? This is not one of those times... ::

White is a jerk-off. Who gives a crap about anything he has to say?? ESPECIALLY when he's talking about boxing.

I know your panties get especially bunched when someone criticizes Wlad, but try to consider the source.

 

Irish is on the rag

 

Since when is White a respected authority in boxing?. Still jealous boxing is still the king of PPV?

 

White may have a point if his top draw wasn't fighting in the same boring safety first way. But at least , Wlad finishes fights

 

Would that account for my limp penis and need for succulent chinese meals?

 

Basically, what White has done, like any solid bacterium, is go up and down the arse-crack of boxing, looking for a way into the gut where he can fester. He's decided that the K-Bros don't get much love, so figures nobody will be too upset if that's where he lands and begins to multiply. My biggest beef with the fat caucasian cunt is that he's got the older brother mixed up with the other brother. One of them has become a heel-hound, but the other is as mean and as hands-down as they come. At 40+ yoa, he might just be pfp meanest dude in boxing.

 

The other way aroond me thinks.

 

I ain't mad at Quimpton Dana White, he was just voyzing his ping.

 

wlad is a disgrace to the sport... he makes me embarrassed to be a boxing fan and to call him the heavyweight champion. people are watching CAGE FIGHTS rather than this guy "fight"

 

Dana White talks too much.

That being said, Wlad is unwatchable.

Wald literally makes me miss the comparatively whirlwind reign of John Ruiz.

 

Wlad wins fights no more boring than GSP. And yes, to mention Wlad and his brother in the same sentence is an insult to Vitaly. He's head and shoulders above his lil' bro.

 

*wald pussy

 

Heavyweight title fights used to be an event. They transcended the sport. Tyson, Holyfield, Bowe, Lewis, even go back further to Ali, Foreman, Frazier, and even further back, Heavyweight title fights weren't just a big deal, they were the biggest deal.

Now, they're often not even televised in this country and you have to catch them on a stream. The Klits have killed the division. They may be huge at home, but the rest of the world couldn't care less.

The torch can't be passed fast enough for me.

TFK

 

When ISN'T he???

 

for the ensuing nine months after he attends a shindig at casa de patera

 

So in your opinion, home=Europe and USA=rest of the world? Otherwise I can't understand your point.

I am not denying that Wlad's fights are boring, they definitely are. It is just that both the live gates and the TV audiences everywhere outside US are now bigger than in the past

 

klitschko is boring. cain isn't the most exciting ufc heavyweight, but he's still more fun to watch than wladimir.