now i'm waiting for Hanzy to post that naked photo to show that Tyson has plenty of spare room in his pants to carry a fake dong
So, how many of you look Tyson's career in different light now that he has admitted cheating? A Hungarian discuss thrower won Olympic Gold and then was caught cheating the same way. It turned out that he had competed with a bag of piss in his ass, If you are able to do that, I think you deserve to get a gold medal, steroids or not
This also reveals how Tyson was able to rape Desiree Washington despite being gay. His secret always was the fake dick
While in jail he also took the opportunity to read great literature by authors such as Marx, Shakespeare and Tolstoy, but drew the line at Hemingway, whom he described as “too much of a downer”. Ending up with a Mao tattoo, what a guy. I wanna be I wanna be like Mikeeeee. artie:
little known fact but the device in question that tyson admits he used was created (but not marketed) by former Supreme Court Justice Byron "Whizzer" White.
Wow been getting texts and calls all day telling me that Mike Tyson admitted to doing coke right before my fight. At least I can say I did it on my own. Really do not know how I feel. Life is interesting. I have the best life I could have imagined 3 beautiful healthy kids and a beautiful wife. I have great friends and family that I TRUST. I used to have anger towards Mike Tyson now I have pity.
'Tyson was high as a Ramone and still kicked my ass in 30 seconds. But I have a wife now so I just pity him, really.'
Feel free to voice your opinion to Lou personally, Hut Hut. He will be here tomorrow night at his fights:http://www.savaresepromotions.com/ Let us know how the conversation comes out.
do you suspect it was fear or politics that was the main reason lewis never allowed this showdown to materialize?
'Hi Lou, I booked 4 connecting flights over the atlantic on an hour's notice to tell you I thought your twitter message last night was a bit daft.'
Smegman: "Hey Lou, long time no see! Lookin' Powerful, old friend!!! You look like the Prince of Pain, the Czar of Scar, the Ghost with the Most!! A lot of muscle between the two of us ex-champs!!" Lou: "Oh... uh... er... Cal Holman, was it? Kyle Heffernan?... uh... I..." Smegman: "Good to see you too, Lou!... Listen... Just so you know, there is some PENCIL-NECKED GEEK on the internet who says he's from Wales or someplace near there, like Kazakhstan and he was making fun of you for losing to that COKED-UP, FAKE PENIS CHEATER Mike Tyson! Can you imagine the ABJECT COWARDICE???!!!!" Lou: "Um, Not much I can do about that sort of--" Smegman: "That's not even the best part! The best part is that when I called on him to meet you here today and SAY IT TO YOUR FACE, he made up excuses about airline hassles! Can you imagine that kind of SISSY???!!" Lou: "I don't think it's a good idea for me to engage in, uh, fights with random people on the internet, Kevin" Smegman: "You would've crushed him like a bug! You would have fractured his face! Just like when I knocked out Julio "Ocho Huevos" Cabron in 1971 in the preliminary rounds of the East Houston Transgender Para-Boxing Novice Championships!!! You remember that, eh Lou??" Lou: "I.. um..." Smegman: "Say, have you heard from Rossman recently?? I lost his number" Lou: "Mike Rossman, the fighter?" Smegman: "HAHAHAHA Listen to you, you always were a kidder... no the other Rossman... Of course Mike Rossman the fighter!!" Lou: "I have never met him before so I..." Smegman: "Such a joker... It's alright I'll get it from your assistant..." Lou: "I don't... I... I don't have an assist-" Smegman: "Stop! You're killing me! HAHAHA!... Call you soon!"
