Ricardo Mayorga vs Victor Ortiz

Discussion in 'Mythical Matchups' started by whiskey, Jan 31, 2014.

  1. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    Who wins?
     
  2. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    Mayorga was a bigger, stronger, more powerful, and FAR more durable version of Maidana. So you do the math.
     
  3. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    Mayorga was a terrible punching bag, but he'd knock this young lady out/force him to decide he doesn't deserve this 10 out of 10
     
  4. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    Just the thought of this one makes me laugh. Mayorga would make Victoria his bitch both inside and outside of the ring.
     
  5. REEDsART

    REEDsART MATCHMAKER

    Yeah, Mayorga was Sooooooooooooooo Chock Full of MACHISMO, he'd Probably Whip his Dick Out & SHOW it to Ortiz, a Time or 2...

    & Ortiz Would Probably LIKE it...

    Dudes Like Mayorga Bring the GIRL Out of "Dudes" like Ortiz...

    There'd Be a Trail of PISS from Ortiz's Dressing Room to his Corner...He'd Be Rocking White Trunks w/Some Strange, YELLOW Staining @ the Bottom...He'd Be Convulsing & Sobbing like a 6 Year Old (During the Intro's), he WOULDN'T Dare Look Mayorga in the Eye During the Staredown & he'd Be MEEK & Defensive the Entire Fight, En Route to a 2nd-3rd Round KO Loss...

    Then they'd Film a Latin Remake of "Brokeback Mountain", w/Ortiz Doing 100% of the CATCHING...

    REED:mj:
     
  6. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm


    :laughing:
     
  7. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    :bears:
     
  8. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive


    Great points
     
  9. loadedgloves

    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    :lol: this exactly
     
  10. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

    After a round or two Victor would WISH Mayo was his dad and just left him alone.
     
  11. puerto rock

    puerto rock WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Ortiz quits.
     
  12. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    :giggle:
     
  13. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    :l2:
     
  14. Hex-One

    Hex-One "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Mayorga bends him over in the middle of the ring.
     
  15. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive



    :hump:
     
  16. ArturoGatti

    ArturoGatti WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    :l2: you sound like Karl there.
     
  17. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    I was hoping somebody would think that:lol::lol:
     
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    :lol: :bears:
     

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