Riddick Bowe vs. Gerry Cooney

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  1. Dog Jones

    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    15 rounds, if Bowe cant stop him before the 13th round, is it all over?
     
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    Bowe Beats the BRAKES Off of Cooney...

    Eddie Futch Would have Bowe VERY Prepared to Defend Cooney's ONLY Chance of Winning, the Left Hook & Bowe's Chin was GOOD Enough to Absorb the Times he Defense Lapsed...

    Bowe's JAB Would Keep Cooney @ Bay & Bowe Would MURDER Cooney on the Interior...Fuck 15 Rounds, it's Doubtful Cooney Sees Round 8 vs. Bowe...



    REED:hammert:
     
  3. Neil

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    bowe takes him out with body shots like he did pierre coetzer
     
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    I could see Cooney hurting Bowe early. But Bowe would recover, and beat the Hell outta Gerry. Stopping him in about 6-7.
     
  5. LOK

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    Big daddy would beat the shit put of cooney

    Cooney would be moving to Coney Island and settling coney dogs to Cubans
     
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    Agree with X... Cooney probably wobbles Bowe early by bouncing a big hook or two off his head, but he gasses out and Bowe dominates the further it goes, stops him about 6-8, I'd say

    After that Gerry opens up an adoption agency in Georgia called "Gerry's Kids"
     
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    Yeah, Bowe was a lot harder to put away than he was to hurt.

    The only 3 guys I think would have put Bowe away are Lewis, prime Tyson, and young Foreman. Those three had the firepower, and finishing ability to do it.
     
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    I know you disagree, but I'd add Louis
     
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    on their best nights.. Bowe would knock Lennox out and shit in his mouth
     
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    Cooney would be canoodling in a curvy canoe with Canelo in Culiacan by Christmas
     
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    :bears: :bears: :bears: :lol:
     
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    Cooney would knock out Lemmon loser, then when Lemmon was unconscious he would use his gay ass braids to tie his head to the ring. Then Cooney would squat over his face and drop his drawers and Cooney would drop a cony dog and a side of diarrhea in Lemmon's mouth and all over his face!

    I think the night before Cooney would also eat some salad so this steamy diarrhea would contain bits of lettuce and maybe pine nuts
     
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    Well, you never know...
     
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    I wouldn't bet on any of them putting Bowe away, but they are probably the 3 with the best chance. Bowe was susceptible to left hooks, that gives Frazier the same path as Tyson. And then you have both Klitschkos who would have had a chance because they hit so hard at their best and Bowe would probably force them to show off the power.

    If you think Bowe was still at his best against Golota, then you have to give Cooney a very good chance. I don't, so I think the Coetzer fight is the next closest fight, but Coetzer didn't hit like Cooney, either. I just think Cooney would have a harder time dealing with getting hit by Bowe than vice versa and I agree this is probably an easy fight for Bowe.
     

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