Kostya Tszyu vs. Marcos Maidana @ 140

Discussion in 'Mythical Matchups' started by Dog Jones, Mar 11, 2014.

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    Considering Tszyu got slapped around by vastly inferior fighters like Cool Vince and Little Ricky, and Duran is the greatest pressure fighter ever, yeah I do think it would be an easy fight for Our Boy Roberto.

    Tszyu wouldn't be able to do anything with Duran. He's too small, too predictable and robotic. Duran would be all over him and maul the shit out of him, Tszyu can't even fight inside.
     
  2. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

    I dont see it as a picnic for duran. i see it as a grueling battle.
     
  3. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    I see Duran beating the living shit outta Tszyu, and I don't see it as much of a struggle for Duran. BUT, Duran's one of the 10 best fighters to ever live. Maidana is fuckin garbage. That's the difference.
     
  4. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    When it comes down to Maidana and Tszyu, the fact is, everybody who Maidana has beaten Tszyu would have beaten more convincingly. And Tszyu would have beaten everybody who Maidana lost to as well. Now can I say that Maidana beats everyone on Tszyu's win list? No. A young Judah would beat the shit outta Maidana, and I could see Mitchell schooling him. I also struggle to see Maidana beating MAG, and Hurtado.
     
  5. Roll With The Punches

    Roll With The Punches WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    oh yeah, Tszyu is greasy and Duran is as clean as they come :atu:
     
  6. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    The Duran smells warm and dangerously sensuous. Like the jungle.
     
  7. Roll With The Punches

    Roll With The Punches WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    he's got a schnoz like The Cos
     
  8. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    :mut:
     
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    Duran looks much cleaner and more beautiful than that greasy little cunt Tszyu.

    What kind of a low down piece of shit would even think to compare the two?
     
  10. Roll With The Punches

    Roll With The Punches WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Duran has a big jewish schnoz :pathetic: instant loss
     
  11. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Google image 'Roberto Duran boxer'. You seem to have Him confused with somebody else.
     
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    Agreed. He's delirious, he has no idea what he's talking about.
     
  13. Roll With The Punches

    Roll With The Punches WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    huge huge fucking nose

    you low-standards guys wouldn't understand :pathetic:
     
  14. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    looks pretty normal to me... the stereotypical jewish "hook" is probably the last comparison I'd even consider
     
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    Exactly, Roll is a straight up retard. A Jewish nose is a big curved beak, pretty much the opposite kind of nose to Duran's round, larger than average button nose.
     
  16. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

    stroll with the bunces is referring to Robert Duran
     
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    Yeah he must be. Robert Duranberg, Robinson's old nemesis.
     
  18. Roll With The Punches

    Roll With The Punches WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

  19. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    Duran's nose has almost an african tinge to it, now that Troll's comments have forced me to look at the damned thing 75 times out of curiosity
     
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    I disagree, I think it's more native American than anything else. Wide, but with a nice curve to the nostrils. Johnny Depp also has the Native American nose, albeit a bit more delicate than our boy Roberto's.

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  21. REEDsART

    REEDsART MATCHMAKER

    He's Definitely Got a "Brother" Nose, More than Anything Else, which ISN'T Uncommon for Panama...




    REED:kidcool:
     
  22. loadedgloves

    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Duran would tear Tszyu 3 new ones. Don't see it as competitive at all.. aside from the gulf in class, it's a bad style matchup for Tszyu
     
  23. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    I don't know, man... looks more Bleck to me
     
  24. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    yup
     

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