Heavyweight explosion tonigh: Thompson vs Solis

Thompson will win by clear decision against Solis who could but won't

 

real compelling match

 

Thompson heavier than ever at 266 lbs, while Solis is trimmed and ready 257 lbs

 

Don't worry fellas as soon as we get shut of the Klitschkos then everything will be ok.

 

:atu: funniest undercard fight ever. 6'4, 270 lbs Turkish guy made his debut in his home ring against short, fat-bellied, baldening (a bit Karl-like) Georgian. In the first three minutes, he tried about three jabs and one right that missed by two feet and got his ass kicked and nose bloodied by the 'harpoon attacks' of the Georgian. After the round, the break took like three minutes before the Turkish guy quit. Guys on Boxnation are guessing if he was the worst heavyweight ever to step in the ring

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I like Solis. Well as much as I can like a DISGUSTING FAT FUCK

 

First round was not bad by Solis' standards. Of course, it was dreary, but he looked quite sharp with a couple of straights to the body

 

I have Solis 3-0. The commentators have Thompson up.

 

Solis has taken the first three and does better than perhaps ever before. Still, his workrate is crap, but he makes Thompson miss and wins the few exchanges with his quick fists. Thompson is old

 

10 fights on Solis' gloves 1 clean counter to Thompson's face
10 fights on Solis' gloves 1 clean counter to Thompson's face
10 fights on Solis' gloves 1 clean counter to Thompson's face

 

Solis is very skilled. He just doesn't give a fuck in or out the ring. Still I'd rather watch him all day than Tyson Fury.

 

is 1 fight the same as 1 weak jab? If so, I agree

judges 39-37 Solis twice, one 40-36 Solis

 

Good, the judges have it right. These English commentators don't know what the fuck they're watching.

 

Yeah. I can't even blame that on booze....but fight = shot.

I think Solis could end this if he could be arsed.

 

Thompson heard the scores, began to work and easily won the 5th against the lazy tub of goo

 

4-2 now. This is like an early-camp sparring session.

 

Thompson stopped punching and instead now tries to simply touch Solis with his glove. As a result, he takes over, how pathetic that is

 

yeah, Thompson stopped putting any power in his shots and now he's landing and dominating. Drastic stuff.

 

Is Solis the laziest fighter in history?

 

Fuck it, I'm away to watch the fitbaw, this is heavy pish

 

After 8, two judges have Thompson ahead 77-75, meaning he has swept last four. One has it for Solis 78-74

 

In 10th Solis finally wakes up and takes a couple of spurts, He is too unbalanced (=fat) in his attacks to land telling blows, but seems that he wants to fight, which might mean relatiely good last rounds

 

Thompson won the last round and thus he should win this 7-5 on two card. However, the most dishonest promoter in the world, Öner was nearly in the ring in the last between the rounds, so something iffy might be going on with the scorecards. I wouldn't be surprised if the fight ends in favor of Solis and they'll explain afterwards that the scorecards were misread after 8.

 

Thompson took a deserved SD. Deserved as in he tried more than Solis in a terrible bout

 

Solis sucks balls.

 

Thompson isn't bad. He will genuinely go on the road and fight anyone's man. Fuck Ahmet Oner, he's a despicable shit. I mean, he doesn't just fix the fights, he actually tries to fix them when they are going wrong. Google the Danny Williams vs Airich fight. Fucking disgrace. That took place in Spain, between a Russian and a Britisher, with a Turk promoter and Williams people came out afterwards and said "Never fight in Germany"....:wack:

 

He never got over being smacked in the head by Daddi Vitali. He has resigned himself to a life of Sickle Cell obesity.

 

In some alternate universe Solis is an excellent cruiserweight champ. In this universe he can fuck off.

 

These guys are ruined by the money. Very hard for them to stay hard. Fuck them.

 

How many Money have Floyd? How hard is Floyd (in the abdominal section)? How hard can it be?