Bobby Czyz vs Jeff Lacy

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  1. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Ok, this is a random ass matchup. But who wins?
     
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    cdogg187 GLADYS

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    Czyz is like Ezzard fucking Charles compared to that bum
     
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  3. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    On hindsight, I'm almost ashamed I picked him over Calz.

    When he went life and death with Omar Sheika, it should have been a huge warning sign that he was crap.
     
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    Czyz was a TAD More TECHNICAL than Given Credit For...He WASN'T Exclusively the Face 1st Brawler Some May THINK he Is...He was MORE Technical than Jeff Lacy, for Sure...

    Czyz had a GREAT Chin & Varying Levels of Success from 160-HEAVY...Lacy WOULDN'T Knock Czyz, NOR Would he "OutBox" him...

    Lacy WASN'T the Strongest Guy MENTALLY Either...When Things Started Going Bad vs. Calzaghe, Lacy FOLDED Mentally...If Czyz SMELLED Weakness in Lacy, he just Might STOP him Late; Otherwise, he DECISIONS Lacy, Close but CLEAR...




    REED:mj:
     
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  5. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    BTW - Czyz was probably drunk enough some nights that he looked in the mirror and saw Ezzard Charles.
     
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    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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    hamsho czyz is must see television
     
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  7. cdogg187

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    no doubt
     
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  9. Fortunato

    Fortunato WBC Champion

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    This would be a replay of Czyz-Maynard. Jeff would be in over his head.
     
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  10. Dog Jones

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    Czyz would out MENSA Lacy
     
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  11. mikE

    mikE "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Czyz is the best announcer. He got fucked over for drunk driving. Whoop t fuck. Lampley off whipping his woman. Foreman an idiot. Merchant a bitch. etc.
     
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    Christ, Czyz was fucking rancid behind the mic
     
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    Bobby Czyz only has one vowel in his name.
     
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    czyz
     
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  15. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Not sure if serious...............
     
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  16. cdogg187

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    This dude is so... so... different... he really thinks for himself
     
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    mikE has always sung the praises of czyz as an announcer. for like 15 years now
     
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  18. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    Chez would make lacy wear lace and change his first name to lacy
     
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    Lacy has Sports Illustrated six-pack-of-the-year and so he will be too much for this pudgy white bum.
     
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  20. mikE

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    At least.

    I'm a good judge of such things, too. For example, I think cdogg is an effeminate loser. That would make me 2 for 2 in this thread alone.
     
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  21. cdogg187

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    ooooooohhh :loser: lewwwwser

    who are you trying to impress??? (wait for it... wait for it...) YOUR MOM??!!

    BOOM!

    insulT
     
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